Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today ruled out striker Dimitar Berbatov. The news came as a shock to the room full of unscrupulous underhanded weasels with most viewing this as a step too far from the 69 year old Scot. Reporters...
Everton fans can relax - signals emerging from Manchester Utd today suggest all is well in the Red Devils camp after a stroll out in the Carling Cup on Tuesday night. There had been fears that following Utd's 6-1 home mauling at the hands of deadl...
FA Headquarters, Wembley, LONDON: Following the shock decision to 'ave our main striker Wayne 'Roonstone' Rooney, banned for three matches after his alleged lashing out at opposition forces, The FA have been deliberating whether to appeal against th...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has agreed to lift his ban on BBC conducted interviews, so long as he is only asked questions from a Sir Alex Ferguson compiled list of gentle queries. The Scotsman had refused to answer any questions po...
Manchester - The 21 year-old Premiership midfielder impressed during his Club's 3-2 Community Shield drubbing of Manchester City on Sunday. His second half appearance was widely credited in setting up Nani's equaliser - and a crest-of-the-wave im...
It was the "Good, the Bad and the Ugly" yesterday at Wembley: The Good were Man United showing the footy world that Sir Alex, even at 70, has got his head screwed on as United run rings around Man City! The Bad was Man City, a bunch of collective...
Chicharito admits to having received a postcard from Niagara Falls last week, signed "See you soon, MB". Having followed stories about the Mystery Blonde and knowing one sighting of her was in Niagara Falls, he came to the conclusion that MB o...
Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury. The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant. Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a H...
Sir Alex Ferguson, still reeling from Man Utd's humiliating defeat at the hands of Barcelona in the Chamipons League Final, has thrown his hat into the ring for the Scotland manager's job, currently held by Craig Levein. Sir Alex, who was offered...
After the ritual humiliation Man Utd suffered at the hands of Barcelona in the Champions League final, Sir Alex Ferguson is changing career at the ripe old age of 69. Having seen his beloved side, carefully crafted through the years, being dismant...
It's the news that many opponents have been longing for, for years now, and sources are suggesting to Skoob Sports News that Sir Alex Ferguson is all set to call it a day. Usually, Sir Alex plays managerial mind games par excellence, is tactically...
The world of football is in a state of shock with the news that Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi has quit the game. Just minutes after helping Barcelona to win the Champions League final against Sir Alex Ferguson's Man Utd, the 23 year old maest...
Alex Ferguson has been sensationally accused today of serving up Barbecued Meerkat to guests at a Pre-Championship party at his Manchester home. This news has come as a total shock to another creature called Alex. Yes, Alexandr Meerkat got so sh...
Ex Chelsea coach Ray Wilkins has publicly rubbished Manchester United's chances in The Champions League Final. Speaking yesterday at the Nivea for men Great Football Experiment Ray said: "Man Utd are a fabulous club playing exquisite football.
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson today gave a terrific Spoof press conference ahead of Manchester United's Champions League final showdown with Barcelona. When asked if Ryan Giggs would be playing in Saturday's showcase game, Fergie suspen...
Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month. "For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...
The Football Association may finally have to take action against Howard Webb after it came to light that his relationship with Utd manager Ferguson is closer than it ought to be. I was contacted by private investigators hired by an unnamed collec...
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