Business managers for the Kenyan edition of National Georgraphic admit that they are turning the tables on the traditional magazine. While most copies will show naked African, South American, or Pacific Island natives without their clothing, the new...
Four East African states have signed an agreement to seek more water from the River Nile - a move strongly opposed by Egypt and her ancient gods, including the Nile itself, long regarded as a living divinity by many Egyptians. Under a 1929 B.C.E.
Being The Concluding Part of The Great Adventure, The First Part of Which May be Discover'd Herein The audience at the exclusive Threadbare Street Bogus Officers Club were petrified with awe after Victor Nicholas had supplied them with the initial part of the strange story of the expedition to the Ufganufgwa Interior in search of the source of the Great Green Bumbogoola River of Eastern Nbomola...
The JOURNAL's crack investigative reporter, Detrick "DT" Detwiler, has uncovered information that links Democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama, to ownership of a palatial villa in the Gold Coast region of Kenya. Earlier this week it was report...
MOMBASA, Kenya - The coach of the Kenyan Winter Olympics team, Moy Kusikatta, told a reporter for The Mombasa Daily Vine that contrary to what has been written in all of the world's major newspapers, the reason why the Kenyan team did not go to Vanco...
The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...
LALAPANZI, Zimbabwe - The producers for the Zimbabwean version of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here which only aired one show are still in shock. The ten Zimbabwean celebrities were flown into the lost jungle known as The Great Fufamusa Yum Yum...
After threatening to walk out of climate negotiations, African dictators are back on board after US President Barack Obama put a new offer on the table. 'The offer of $100 billion to help African nations address their urgent climate-related needs...
The Polish Ministry of International Trade announced today that it will aggressively promote the export of Polish condoms to aids-afflicted areas of sub-Saharan Africa. This decision follows an endorsement of the Polish made rubbers by African He...
The snows capping Kilimanjaro, Africa's tallest peak, are shrinking far more rapidly than ever before, and could vanish altogether in the next 20 years, says a US study. There was worse news, however, when it was also claimed that Kilimanjaro, its...
Niger is a landlocked country in Northern Africa that has been independent from the French since 1960. The country is not Nigeria and the natives are not referred to as Nigerians. As such, they are called Nigers and are upset that they are being com...
CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - One of the most popular cannibal tribal chiefs in Africa, Chief Boomboosha has emailed the Swiss authorities offering to buy Roman Polanski for $20. The Zimbabwean cannibal chief said that he wants to serve RoPo to his trib...
DENVER, CO - Ditty Lynn Bestial told the press in a conference today that she "felt ravaged". The Denverite was implanted with the wrong embryo in a fertility treatment mix-up. In a bizarre twist, she has given birth to an elephant. Ditty Lynn...
ST. LOUIS - Fox Sports Executive Assistant Vice President of Television Promotions Flint Viturvius has stated that President Barack Obama has accepted his offer to throw out the first ceremonial pitch at this year's Major League Baseball All-Star Gam...
After non-stop wars, conflicts, starvation, raping of innocent refugees and no possible end to the misery suffered by Somalia's population, the UN have made a majority decision to cut the shit-hole off of the African continent and then let a man-made...
Sisters rejoice! The women of Nigeria have issued their partners with an ultimatum: Either you guys sort out a solution to the tribal differences and feuds which so afflict our great nation, or we women will go on sex strike. It's that simple. No tru...
In a surprise announcement today, government minister for drug awareness, Lord Grasp-Straw(35ΒΌ) publicly voiced his support for a potential plan to counter the threat of African piracy by utilising the characters and hardware from the various 80's gi...
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