In a surprise move today, White House Spokesmen announced that President George Bush had decided to relocate the White House and its staff to Albania.
Washington, DC - President Bush today announced that the White House will be outsourced to Chennai, India. "All jobs within the White House, except the President and Vice President, will move to India" announced Bush today. President Bush...
Sources within the Bush administration speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed today that a Bible presented to The President on 9/12/2001 by the US Department of Faith was i...
Washington DC With international pressure growing on the US to reduce carbon emissions and streamline energy usage, a 5-year plan to maximise renewable energy sources was unveiled by senior White House spokesmen yesterday.
District of Columbia - White House Press Secretary Tony Snow announced that President Bush will employ a bold new approach in Iraq starting June 1st. The initiative, codenamed 'Operation Bold Move', began as a Defense Advanced Research Proje...
Such bitter exchanges are rare between an incumbent US president and one of his predecessors, analysts say but that is exactly what is happening here.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - National Review White House Correspondent, Byron York, did his level best to put a bad spin on the Ron Paul interview after the Republican debate at the University of South Carolina. He tried to mak...
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- President Bush has invited British Prime Minister Tony Blair over to the White House for a sleepover this evening, a White House spokesperson disclosed today.
Bill Gates continues to deny rumors that he will enter the 2008 race for President. Earlier hints that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might run prompted speculation that Gates would enter the race.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Recent White House probes uncovered that most White House Republicans now serving in office are really undercover Russian agents. President George W. Bush was discovered to be a Russian monkey left over from...
International News Orifice: - The Oval Office has knee jerked a press statement out due to rising pressure from the Anti gun lobby as well as the NRA.
Osama Bin Laden, one of the worlds most wanted terrorists, was today found safe and well in a bath at the White House.
WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...
It is purported that some top Democrats have proposed turning the White House into the National Neocon Federal Penitentiary and Holocaust Museum. "We will continue to see the horror that the cons have wreaked upon the nation and the world for de...
They may not have won the war on terror just yet, but they have certainly caused a stir in marketing circles with the brilliantly constructed "War on Terror" campaign that has seen investments in the arms and body bag manuf...
The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...
The Rose Garden, April 7 -- Newly-named Ambassador to France Barney (R-Terrier) strenuously denied charges that he discharged "all over the oval office."...
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