Windsor - The cremated remains should have been returned to his mother - to be fashioned into a diamond amulet for the new Crown Imperial. Today baby pics of him suckling the royal udder are all that's left on the stateroom mantelpiece. And at...
While Prince William and Kate Middleton were being married,millions of viewers wondered what their royal whispers meant. Now professional lip reader Tina Lannin has deciphered their words for the rest of us. Here is a transcript: 10:20--William (to brother Harry): "Quite big, isn't it? This wedding." Harry: "Uh, yes. Now let's get on with it. 10:35--William (to Kate): "You look nice."...
Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn't "the biggest Queen" in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton. Aft...
Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was...
London - A chopper has whisked the newlyweds off to a secret UK location as rumors fly that HM 'is sick as a dog'. The newlyweds' fortnight aboard Brunei Prince Jefri's yacht 'Tits' is now on the back-burner following Her Maj's nocturnal spasm.
In a shock revelation that shocked the world into shock, it was revealed that newly-married Prince William spent his first night of marriage with a commoner. Dave Filth, reporter at large - well he is 32 stone in weight - revealed the sordid facts...
Prince William's appointment as Duke if Cambridge has pushed East Anglia to the brink of civil war, as the Windsor dynasty's expansion re-ignites ancient feudal rivalries. With Lord Browne of Madingley encamped on the city's west, Baroness Trumpingto...
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has stated that she is thrilled that all of the planning for the Royal Wedding is finally behind her. The queen who just turned 85, and her husband Prince Philip who will turn 90, on June 10 both decided that it would be a...
With the news that the Queen has asked the Middletons to help pay for the Royal Wedding, other cost saving measures employed by the monarchy are indicating that all is not well with the Windsor's finances. In the past few royal engagements it has...
LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended). Mr. Prissy of...
London - The bet will pay out odds of 100,000/1 to a £10 stake if HM the Queen croaks it 'to the extent they have to cancel the wedding'. Mug punta Anthony B Lair took out the wager - maybe on a tip-off - after the MI6 code words 'Kate Will Wear...
London - The ancient ceremony dates back to Bloody Mary days when loyal courtiers were rewarded with a tot of HM's O-negative. Royal physician Sir Harold Shipman-Culpepper performed today's blood-letting rite despite last week's reprimand for leav...
MANCHESTER - Chicharito was having dinner at the famed French restaurant Le Loins of Joan of Arc when he was asked about the rumors that he had dumped his girlfriend, the fabulously talented Shakira. Chicharito, started coughing. He quickly put do...
LONDON - As April 29 fast approaches the final preparations for the Royal Wedding are being tended to. The security at Westminster Abbey will be the heaviest it has ever been. The Bees Knees News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard is even brin...
LONDON - British singer, Amy Winehouse reportedly was extremely dejected and upset at the fact that she was not invited to the Royal Wedding by Queen Elizabeth. Winehouse, who is considered to be one of the ugliest women in the entire United Kingd...
Prior to their departure for a two-week honeymoon in Blackpool the royal couple Prince Willam and Kate and guests will be entertained by some of the world's top perforrmers during their wedding banquet. On the list are: Satan; who will give a rendition of "God Save the Queen" on the didgeridoo, his favourite instrument. Bono and U2, blasting out some of their biggest hits including the...
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth, the ever so gracious host that she is, has informed two of her favorite people, Manchester United's Chicharito and his erotically sexy girlfriend Shakira, the Colombian singer/belly dancer, to spend the weekend of the Royal...
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