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Funny story: Pampers secure one game sponsorship deal with Man United

Pampers secure one game sponsorship deal with Man United

Following Manchester United's one goal defeat to Arsenal today, and so making next weekend's crunch game with second placed Chelsea a possible title decider, Pampers, the company known for manufacturing baby's nappies has secured a special one off sp...

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Funny story: Arsenal Young Guns Shoot Down Man United Title Charge

Arsenal Young Guns Shoot Down Man United Title Charge

In today's eagerly anticipated Emirates clash between Arsenal and title chasing Manchester United, it was the young gunners who prevailed on the day. A 55th minute goal from Aaron Ramsey settled the issue. It came after a neat build up down the ri...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Hacking Scandal Latest

Wayne Rooney Hacking Scandal Latest

Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney has confirmed on social networking site Twitter, that he has been interviewed by police investigating the sensational News of the World phone-hacking scandal. It's believed that Rooney has elected...

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Funny story: United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

According to the legendary Manchester rumour mill, Sir Alex Ferguson is preparing to swoop on Barcelona, in order to get Gerard Piquet back to Old Trafford, because United legend, Ryan Giggs allegedly thinks Piquet's girlfriend - diminutive Colombian...

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Funny story: Fergie Celebrates United Win Over Schalke With Fish Pedicure

Fergie Celebrates United Win Over Schalke With Fish Pedicure

Following Manchester United's impressive Champions League semi-final demolition of Schalke 04 in Gelsenkirchen, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson decided to celebrate in a most unorthodox manner. Goals from silky footed veteran, Ryan Giggs, and Wayne...

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Funny story: Man Utd, Schalke: An Apology

Man Utd, Schalke: An Apology

It has come to our attention that there was an inaccuracy in our preview of the European Championship tie between FC Schalke 04 and Manchester United yesterday. Under the headline Manchester United's Wayne Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking C...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking Campaign

Manchester United's Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking Campaign

United's England star strike, Wayne Rooney, will face some unusual tactics in the European Championship quarter final tonight. It has emerged that FC Scalke 04 players plan to wink at him throughout the match in an effort to put him off his game.

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Wary Over Schalke 04 Semi-Final Threat

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Wary Over Schalke 04 Semi-Final Threat

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has told reporters that he is wary over the threat posed by German side Schalke 04 ahead of the Champions League semi-final first leg clash tonight. Said the Scot: "Aye, it's going to be a tricky one.

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Funny story: City Gun For Champions League Berth - Nobody Notices

City Gun For Champions League Berth - Nobody Notices

Manchester City made a clear declaration of intent last night as they went walkabout in the darkest wilds of Blackburn, beating aside all manner of attacks from woolly backed, flat cap and muffler wearing ferret toting Blackburnianites. It was just a football match. Nobody really bothered to tune in to Sky Sports to watch it because it clashed with Corrie and Ade Edmondson messing about with...

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Funny story: Manchester United Purchased In Hostile Takeover

Manchester United Purchased In Hostile Takeover

Manchester United, an English soccer/football club that plays in the Premiere League, has been purchased in a hostile takeover. The club, which has played in Old Trafford, Greater Manchester for over 100 years, will be relocating to Mexico per the n...

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Funny story: Chicharito Strikes Again

Chicharito Strikes Again

A pretty one-sided affair this afternoon at Old Trafford, as Manchester United pounded the Everton goal remorselessly, and pretty much without reward as the boys in blue dug in. The Merseysiders successfully resisted wave after red shirted wave, a...

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Funny story: Everton Plan To Put A Bomb Under United

Everton Plan To Put A Bomb Under United

Everton have revealed that they intend to blow Manchester United's title bid to smithereens when the clubs meet at Old Trafford over the Easter weekend. It appears that Everton are becoming aggrieved by media reports which suggest that the Merseys...

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Funny story: BBC 'United' Drama Unlikely To Be A Hit On Merseyside

BBC 'United' Drama Unlikely To Be A Hit On Merseyside

A BBC drama which depicts events surrounding the Munich air crash of 1958, in which 8 Manchester United players and several fellow passengers lost their lives, is unlikely to be very well received on Merseyside, a BBC insider admitted last night.

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Funny story: Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Didier Drogba's agents are to hold talks with Chelsea officials this week in order to determine whether the powerful Ivorean striker has a future at Stamford Bridge or not. The 33 year old currently has a year remaining on his contract with the cl...

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Funny story: Fergie To Eclipse Real Madrid By Dropping Premiership Trophy Under A Tank

Fergie To Eclipse Real Madrid By Dropping Premiership Trophy Under A Tank

Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson has vowed to go one better than Jose Mourinho's Real Madrid by dropping the Premiership trophy under the tracks of a Challenger tank, should United fend off late title charges from rivals Chelsea and Arsenal.

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Funny story: How Fergie got conned by The Trillion Dollar Conman

How Fergie got conned by The Trillion Dollar Conman

The Trillion Dollar Conman has struck again and this time he has chosen a national treasure as his victim. This target was quite a challenge to the conman because he had heard on the footballing grapevine that this particular character had never kno...

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Funny story: Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal were cheated. That's the opinion of thousands of Arsenal fans after yesterday's infuriating 1-1 draw with Liverpool at the Emirates, where both goals came during the period of added time at the end of the game. Match referee Andre Marri...

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