In a strange marriage of politics and showbiz, John Kerry invites American Idol genius Simon Cowell on board to help choose a running mate for the 2004 election.
Polls one week after President Bush's April 13 Press Conference show a massive slip as he looses 12 points to Kerry. While the American people may excuse Bush for his pre 9/11 laxness, mismanagement of the economy and high casualty rates in a ques...
After William Hung's CD, Inspiration, went platinum, American Idol judge Simon Cowell was fired from the show.
I am incensed. When people begin to question whether Simon Cowell was 'flipping off' a judge or the host of American Idol and not innocently using his middle finger to scratch his temple, what is the world coming to? Aren't we getting a little hypocritical as a nation? We are the nation that allows Survivor contestants to get naked. We only complained when it was the ugly, fat g...
It seems that American Idol has come up against those crazy censors. One of the contestants licked her lips the other night and about 1,000,032 people text messaged the FCC.
Randy Jackson has written a new book. "Well, dawg, it's more like a Randy to English dictionary for those peeps that aren't diggin' on my lingo, peace." He announced to a group at a book-signing somewhere.
The other night, I decided that the United States needs new election procedures. I am sick of the same-old, same-old stuff. Who needs debates? No one listens to the issues. Obviously. I am tired of watching stale campaign commercials. I say the next President of the United States should win just like an American Idol. We need to have a reality tv show to make a president.
I can't believe that the press is so horrible to the runner-up of American Idol. Justin Guarini's talent and curls were ignored by the beast that is the music industry. How can we ignore the brilliance of his acting debut in From Justin To Kelly? It's tragic. Justin, you have fans. You have to make a record. Okay, another record. This time use songs that people want to h...
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