David Beckham is to take American citizenship after being offered the captaincy of the United States soccer team in a bid to further the national team's chances of World Cup success.
REYKJAVIK, ICELAND: The first boat bearing immigrants from the United States landed at several western Icelandic ports from Reykjavik to Husavik this morning just as the departure of the last groups of Icelanders for the warmer climes of Brazil, firs...
Washington (IP) - The United States has made a deal with Iran wherein it will hand over a few hydrogen bombs to the Iranians. There is only one catch and that is that if the Iranians move one of the bombs it will go off in their back yard.
In a desperate move to hold the nation's economy together and provide necessary sweeping reform in all areas, the United States president has ordered hundreds of thousands of rolls of duct tape and has passed a national duct tape standards act.
30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...
PARIS (FMLiveWire) - The USA and France do big business with Iran which undercuts their calls for further UN sanctions against the Islamic country, according to research by FMLiveWire.
David and Victoria Beckham, conceded today that their quest to be famous in America was now starting to falter.
England Women will face a tough test in the Quarter Finals of the Women's World Cup in China when they come up against the improving United States who beat Nigeria 1-0 to top Group B.
WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican Senator and 2008 presidential candidate Sam Brownback sent shock waves throughout the nation with comments in a recent interview on CNN describing his, at best, lukewarm affection for the United States.
A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.
(Dallas, Texas) César Sáez and other Canadian artists plan to launch a 300m-long inflateable banana into space.
It's 9:45 and the Debate hosted by Fox News in now over. People are moving to the cell phone lines to vote for their favorite candidate. Before people have made up their mind Fox news moves to a restaurant where some people who supposedly did not believe that John McCain was presidential enough then all of the sudden think John McCain is the new hope for America. Everyone knows John McCains po...
In recent news, talky pictures are all the rage. The bible is the #1 best selling book in America and something fishy is going on in Europe, with that no good Hitler Fella. Boy there's a chap I'd like to box right in the puss - just like we did to the kaiser.
Activists have long chosen to picket power plants that produce toxic waste or create other bad side effects. They urge a Green approach to producing electricity for an ever growing population.
Monks at a monastery in Burma have attacked and frightened twenty security officials who were trying to get some much needed rest after taking part in a jungle operation to quell anti-government forc...
5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...
HILLSDALE, MICHIGAN- Citing a recent spike in Americans driving while under the influence of alcohol the Bush Administration has introduced new legislation requiring impaired drivers to follow a speed limit twenty miles per hour above what is current...
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