United Guess International has announced that it isn't just Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who may soon marry - now that their teenager is finally born - but that good friends and supportive political allies, Tony Blair and George Bush will also t...
London -- (Associated Mess): Downing Street hit back at maverick Euro-Septic Respect Party MP George Galloway today by stating unequivocally that it would be "morally justified" for one of Cherie's personal hit-men to "take out&...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): In a bravura performance worthy of the ultimate accolade from the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Nobel Peace Prize nominees Tony Blair and George Bush last night blagged their way out of the...
Vienna, Austria - Friday 12 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Tony Blair has joined European leaders in Vienna today in a summit meeting with their Latin American counterparts vowing to make a concerted joint show of strength aimed at extorting the immed...
London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...
Ex Blackadder star turned Cabinet Minister, Alistair Darling, yesterday refuted claims that Tony Blair has demoted him in the recent reshuffle. Speaking to members of his family yesterday he said, "I absolutely refute claims that Tony Blair ha...
Biscuits and coffee in the NHS are to become rationed under strict new spending regulations proposed by Tony Blair, we can announce. "For many months now we have cut back on everything to save money" said one manager, who preferred to remai...
The British Government was last night reported to be engaged in last ditch attempts to avert a diplomatic crisis between Heaven and 10 Downing street following claims by British Prime Minister Tony Blair that God himself had personally ordered the li...
News that many police officers in the UK have to take on secondary jobs has led to further announcements by Tony Blair in Parliament.
BBC news has disclosed that Prime Minister Tony Blair has received a 'Greetings' letter from the Ministry of Defence, announcing that he has been drafted into the military of her majesty's service, and must report to begin a nine month to...
Labour Party insiders are already talking excitedly of a sequel to Tony Blair's hit movie, A Day in the Life of Tony Blair. The critically acclaimed film which is expected to sweep all before it in the forthcoming Oscars, follows Mr Blair for a day.
Tony Blair yesterday unveiled figures showing a 25% decrease in unfairness since 1997, the year that he came to power. He cited a 33% increase in the number of celebrities marrying ordinary members of the public, saying that this was 'a right ste...
Tony Blair wants to initiate a reduction in the O.T.T. use of acronyms across G.B. After recently returning to the U.K. from a top-level meeting with the C.E.O. of B.P. on a B.A. flight from the U.A.E. The P.M. has outlined plans to introduce a b...
The British government announced further crackdowns on drinking and voting today in an effort to combat increasing worries over the nation's failure to make its own decisions.
Top secret leaked information from MI5's GCHQ spy centre has surfaced revealing an astonishing confidential document claiming that Prime Minister Tony Blair went missing for five days on an official trip to the US during which he was subjected to...
Prime Minister, Tony Blair and Home Secretary, Charles Clarke have made a strong justification for their support of Identity Cards.
Tony Blair today denied accusations that proposed new anti-terrorist legislation which allows police officers to, "Arrest anyone who looks a bit dodgy and throw away the key." is extreme and racist.
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