Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs has hit back at critics by reminding them that in spite of his age he still manages to score occasionally. He says he is still very fit and although he is limited positionally, he has had no complaints about h...
The mind games have started! Barcelona's Lionel Messi has claimed in a Spanish newspaper that Wayne Rooney has "messed his pants" ahead of the Champion's League final showdown. England's Number one (no pun intended) has hit back on Twitter:...
Ryan Giggs, the Manchester United midfielder currently embroiled in a Twitter scandal, today hit the front pages of every newspaper in Britain, and has been dumped by mothers and housewives everywhere, who no longer refer to him as 'that nice young l...
Distinguished Manchester United footballer, and Welsh international Ryan Giggs has played an outstanding season's football, a season culminating in yet another Premiership winner's medal, (Number 12) and a possible Champions League final appearance a...
As the curtain came down on the 2010/11 Premier League season yesterday, with Manchester United crowned champions for the 19th time, speculation has already started on how next season will pan out, and it's come as a huge surprise to many that the Re...
Eastlands: "Top at Last" read the press announcement from Man City as the misspelling of Mankini (the Borat version of the male bikini) and Roberto Mancini, 'current' Manchester City manager, made it to the top in the Ebay Spring & Summer Misspe...
A dancing studio just outside Manchester, is offering half-price pole dancing lessons to all EPL players. They are even offering to pay Man. U. and Man. City players to take the lessons. Teachers of pole dancing do believe that taking their class...
Recent studies conducted by England's highly respected Jane Johnson Institute of Journalistic Gender Disorders located in Wolverhampton, West Midlands has discovered a new male dysfunction. This new affliction is unique for several reasons. First...
Manchester United is shouldering big debts, as are a number of clubs in the league. The players received the news today that they will be expected to moonlight in order to bring in more revenue for the club. They reacted with mixed emotions but no...
Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month. "For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...
The Football Association may finally have to take action against Howard Webb after it came to light that his relationship with Utd manager Ferguson is closer than it ought to be. I was contacted by private investigators hired by an unnamed collec...
Manchester Utd's plans to celebrate their 19th league title and, possibly, a third European Cup are "exhausting" and will seriously effect preparations for next season. Manager Sir Alex Ferguson is reportedly horrified by the club's plans to celeb...
Former England coach Steve McClaren has been told that he will not be considered for the vacant managerial position at West Ham because his English language speaking skills are no longer good enough. McClaren was the bookmaker's favourite to repla...
An ecstatic Sir Alex Ferguson hailed Wayne Rooney after the Scouser kept his cool to slot home the penalty that clinched the Premiership title for Man Utd. Fergie couldn't praise the sometimes troubled striker enough after the 1-1 draw with Blackb...
Kenny Dalglish was last night insisting that his Anfield revival is still very much on track, despite the Reds going down 2-0 at Anfield to Tottenham Hotspur. A cracking first half volley from Rafa Van Der Vaart, and a second half penalty conversi...
Chelsea, it appears, COULD still win the Premiership, according to a little know rule in the EPL rules book. Apparently, if a team fails to turn up for the game they forfeit 12 points. This could be the break Chelsea needs. Although this has ne...
Jubilant Manchester City supporters streaming out of Wembley yesterday, had one message for big time Charlie neighbours, United: The new kids are taking over the block. Following City's 1-0 demolition job over the mighty Stoke in the cup final - t...
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