Los Angeles - The big news of this American Idol season was supposed to be last week when popular rocker Constantine Maroulis was booted from competition. As of today, that news seems tame.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Iam Wilmut, the man responsible for the successful cloning of Dolly the sheep announced he has secured the rights to clone human embryos of country music legend, Dolly Parton.
The new Iraqi president will be chosen by the popular TV show American Idol rather than elections on January 30 as originally planned. According to White House sources, continuing violence in Iraq has convinced the administration to seek alte...
WASHINGTON, DC --- Simon Cowell, the "butt-head" judge of American Idol, yesterday announced he will quit the show by the end of the week. Leaving his hotel two days ago, Cowell was assailed by five unidentified, masked individuals w...
Sources say US Secretary of State Colin Powell recently flew out to Dallas, Texas to audition for next year's edition of the Fox reality show, "American Idol".
BAGHDAD - In a surprise move, the new Iraqi government announced that Saddam Hussein would be tried not in an Iraqi court, but on the hit television show, "American Idol." Prime Minister Aldullah Watya-Saya told reporters, "The idea i...
The 2003 American Idol, Ruben Studdard of Birmingham, AL came to us yesterday, telling us about the unapproved exposure of his phone number on People Search websites. He said he is especially upset because of the fact that since he won American Idol...
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol host, has recently appeared on Fox News to admit his long-time romantic relationship with 'Idol' judge Simon Cowell. "It was a like a rollercoaster," he says, "there were times when we thought the r...
Former American Idol and Radio Show host Ryan John Seacrest has decided to quit due to fear of over exposure. He said he was too embarrassed to continue hosting. After what happened on the Season 3 Finale of the FOX favorite, American Idol, Ryan sa...
If you thought the American Idol craze was finally over, think again: The first supergroup is being formed, and it's made up of the final two contestants from each of the past two seasons.
He hosts American Idol. He is the star of his own talk show. And now he is about to take on a new role: mayor of a major American city.
American Idol is biased. Yes, I said it. Most of the finalists have been from the South. We've only had one runner-up, Justin Guarini, from the North, and it's just not fair. The North has a long history of great talent. Madonna is from Michigan, which is in the NORTH. Prince is from Minneapolis, Minnesota, which is way NORTH. Aerosmith is from BOSTON, which is UP NORTH.
Diana Degarmo finally broke down and cried today. "I'm so f***in' sick and tired of being the nice and sweet girl. I ain't got no street cred since doing this whack American Idol. People don't even think I'm latina enough. It...
Absolutely nothing. In the past four years, this administration has done nothing to overhaul the electoral process. Perhaps, it's because they know if they do, the current regime has no chance in Satan-less hell of moving on to a second term.
Somewhere in Alabama, Jim Rednecker announced from beneath his sheet today that he's "sick and doggurn' tired about all the belly...
Yes, almost two full days before the results show, this reporter has learned who will win American Idol.
In a move that has America reeling, potential Democratic presidential nominee John "Big-Head and Yes I am part Jewish and I'm married to a wealthy woman" Kerry has decided to be a guest judge on American Idol for the Tuesday finale.
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