A former Ulster soldier who forced an emergency landing after trying to throttle an air passenger has been jailed for two months. Duncan Whitehead (43), of Dromcose, Enniskillen, had been drinking during the flight from Washington to Heathrow, wh...
The US Senate announced today that their new internet control bill will place Homeland Security Chief and Pants Suit Maven Janet Napitalano in charge of 'throwing the switch' at her discretion to protect 'the integrity of the government. (sic) Na...
Israeli commando Yashmak Topol was today rushed to hospital in Tel Aviv with a suspected sprained ankle when a goodwill visit to a flotilla of aid ships in international waters went disastrously pear shaped. It's thought that the Israeli commandos...
JFK Airport - New York - NY - Immigration officials today confirmed that a dark skinned man with a big bushy beard had entered the USA today. An official at JFK International Airport confirmed that the man had luggage with him, and that he had a big...
A leading international satirist, known by the nom de plume Jagged One, who resides under a bridge in Old Amsterdam has today controversially slammed the whole celebrity culture trend by stating publicly that SuBo, Jordan and Paris Hilton are a waste...
Noted idiot and satirist Skoob1999 confirmed today that his well regarded cat, Scrappy The Psycho Killer has announced that she's off. She says she wants nothing to do with TheSpoof.com any more, and that she intends to write amusing pieces for a riv...
In order to find out exactly how far certain individuals are prepared to go in search of filthy lucre, our reporter travelled to the West Virginia mansion of Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ and showed him the infamous Duchess Of York footage. "What a...
Industry analysts have concluded that online satirical website TheSpoof.com just isn't as funny as it used to be. The problem is that nobody seems to know who the analysts are, or if they are biased one way or the other. Claiming that a humour out...
Highly-rated humour and satire magazine The Spoof is, not as highly-rated as it used to, be, write's Plectrum. Industry expert Mike Hunt, told me that he has studied all the availabl'e internet, ratings statistics and, taking them all together, Th...
Recently featured writer for TheSpoof.com, Skoob, has returned from a journey to Vancouver, formerly an outpost of the British Empire now part of Canada or as it likes to think of itself, The True North Strong and Free. While Skoob reported that...
A number of Spoof Writers today received the maximum sentence of 23 words. After the jury of their peers had been seconded for a period of 14 hours, to mull over the court documents, it was decided that: "Any writer using sentences of more than...
Ol' Blue Eyes once sang that he wanted to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep, which was all well and good back in the day, but if he was to wake up in New York City nowadays he'd be pretty disappointed. Because New York is no longer the epicentr...
Former Spoof writer Buford Highball, who recently decided to contribute his outpourings to a rival satirical website was said to be absolutely livid, hopping mad, peed off, hacked off and whacked off with the new rival site's owners. Why? Well,...
Ahoy all good men and women of The Spoof Kingdom. Be it known that the honourable Mark Lowton esquire has determined in the best interest of the general public and public decency, mandatory mental health testing will begin immediately for all alleged writers for TheSpoof.com. Testing will be self-administered multiple choice as you would have it. Having done the test to the best of my ab...
LANCASTER, England - In the future, most satirists at The Spoof will be out of work, replaced by robots, according to the latest projections. From ATM's to automated gas pumps to self-service checkout lanes at major retailers, service jobs are al...
There is no longer a reason to curse the One-Star Arse Bandit for his random acts of malicious rates for he is already cursed. OSAB suffers from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and no amount of complaining will change the fact that he is compelle...
Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, residing in Bangkok, has disappeared without trace and other Spoof writers are desperately waiting for a sign of life! Bangkok is in the middle of a political revolution and Monkey was caught up in the middle of it on...
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