Showing:

Funny satire stories about Music

Try another search?

Funny story: Jethro Tull release more albums

Jethro Tull release more albums

The music world is bracing itself for a flurry of albums and singles from the rock band that refuses to die, Jethro Tull. Lead singer, lead guitar, flute player and one of only two original band members, Ian Anderson, has announced that he plans o...

Read full story
Funny story: Gym Class Music Crime Targetted By Local Fitness Fan

Gym Class Music Crime Targetted By Local Fitness Fan

A local fitness fan is campaigning for legislation to end what she describes as music crime. Egregia Nimitz is a member of the local branch of a national chain of gyms and has been horrified by what she hears during their classes. Now Mrs Nimit...

Read full story
Funny story: Chiswick organist gives woman vibrato

Chiswick organist gives woman vibrato

A Chiswick organist has been accused of performing vibrato on an elderly woman in a church vestry. Turnham Green resident Humphrey Nonce was allegedly seen with 69 year old Doris Clunge sitting on his organ by local cleaner Chiswick Flo: "I wa...

Read full story
Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Is Still Looking For Mr. Right

Miley Cyrus Says She Is Still Looking For Mr. Right

SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus was sitting with her little sister Noah, 11, at Santa Monica's famed Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop where the two sisters were having a nice sisterly meal. Cyrus who has recently taken a backseat to the goings on in...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Rejects Lady Gaga's Alter-Ego Joe Calderone

Britney Spears Rejects Lady Gaga's Alter-Ego Joe Calderone

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears said she was thrilled beyond belief to receive The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show. But the blonde "Oops I Did It Again" girl did confess to Pia Confetti of The El Lay...

Read full story
Funny story: The 2011 MTV Music Video Awards Show - The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

The 2011 MTV Music Video Awards Show - The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

LOS ANGELES - It was a night filled with lots of bling-bling, lip syncing, and more bleeps than Lindsay Lohan has freckles. The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show, took place at the Nokia Theater and was hostless. Beyonce showed her tummy, La...

Read full story
Funny story: Beyonce Announces Pregnancy Story To Cover Up 'Gorging' Allegations

Beyonce Announces Pregnancy Story To Cover Up 'Gorging' Allegations

Pop singer Beyonce Knowles has made an astonishing claim that she is pregnant, after months of speculation that she might be overweight. The R&B star, 29, used her hands to frame, what she called, her "baby bump" under a loose-fitting dress as...

Read full story
Funny story: West Ham Chanting Praised By Music Expert

West Ham Chanting Praised By Music Expert

The singing of West Ham fans during their nPower Championship football match against Nottingham Forest today has been praised by a top music expert. Hammers fans were in fine voice at Forest's City Ground as they watched their team take a 3-0 lead...

Read full story
Funny story: Cher Lloyd Offered £5 Million FFSSU Contract

Cher Lloyd Offered £5 Million FFSSU Contract

Following hot on the heels of her worldwide smash hit, 'Swagger Jagger' former X-Factor contestant, Cher Lloyd - described by schoolmates as 'a rat-faced pikey bully' has been offered £5 million to for fuck's sake shut up! An FFSSU spokeswoman tol...

Read full story
Funny story: A Safe Notting Hill Carnival Run By and Featuring Police To go Ahead - But Closed to the Public

A Safe Notting Hill Carnival Run By and Featuring Police To go Ahead - But Closed to the Public

Leaving their decision to the 11th Hour the police have announced a controversial compromise over one of the world's most famous street parties, the Notting Hill Carnival. This year the event will be closed off to the public but in order to allow the...

Read full story
Funny story: Cher Lloyd's 'Swagger Jagger' Utter Shite, Say Critics

Cher Lloyd's 'Swagger Jagger' Utter Shite, Say Critics

Critics across the UK have sensationally branded Cher Lloyds new single 'Swagger Jagger' as 'utter shite', today. People with ears all over the UK took the decision to reveal their findings after hearing the mouthy cow warble nonsense over a tepid...

Read full story
Funny story: Irish presidential election now open to all former Eurovision contestants

Irish presidential election now open to all former Eurovision contestants

DUBLIN, Ireland - A representative of the Irish government announced yesterday that all former Irish representatives at the Eurovision Song Contest would be eligible to stand for the upcoming presidential election. This marks a notable change to the...

Read full story
Funny story: Paul Simon In Trouble With Music Fan Again

Paul Simon In Trouble With Music Fan Again

Pop superstar Paul Simon is at the centre of another storm over claims that he doesn't mean what he writes. Mr Simon shot to fame in the 1960's as half of the duo Simon & Garfunkel with such worldwide smash hits as The Sound of Silence and Sca...

Read full story
Funny story: Luting 'highly exaggerated' say Queen's madrigal players

Luting 'highly exaggerated' say Queen's madrigal players

London - The Gloriana Madrigal Ensemble is up in arms tonight amid accusations their voice is being drowned out by some over-the-top public luting. Rival entertainers the Balham Balalaika Bollox - er...Luton Lute Society! - are set to play at a Wa...

Read full story
Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Has Gotten So Damn Skinny Her Husband Can Use Her As A Swizzle Stick To Stir His Drinks

LeAnn Rimes Has Gotten So Damn Skinny Her Husband Can Use Her As A Swizzle Stick To Stir His Drinks

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Okay, when country singer LeAnn Rimes was weighing 78 that was thin, but now that she has gotten down to 63, that is just downright skinny as hell. And it appears that Rimes definitely has all of the earmarks of being anor...

Read full story
Funny story: Madonna Looking A Bit Old These Days

Madonna Looking A Bit Old These Days

Pop superstar-turned authoress, actress and film director, Madonna, whose new film about King Edward VIII's romance with American divorcee Wallis Simpson has its world premiere at this year's Venice Film Festival, is looking 'a bit ragged at the edge...

Read full story
Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

MALIBU BEACH - Three of the top singing sensations in America, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato recently learned while swimming at the beach home of their good friend Twilight star Rob Pattinson that they all love Beatles music. As the...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more