The music world is bracing itself for a flurry of albums and singles from the rock band that refuses to die, Jethro Tull. Lead singer, lead guitar, flute player and one of only two original band members, Ian Anderson, has announced that he plans o...
A local fitness fan is campaigning for legislation to end what she describes as music crime. Egregia Nimitz is a member of the local branch of a national chain of gyms and has been horrified by what she hears during their classes. Now Mrs Nimit...
A Chiswick organist has been accused of performing vibrato on an elderly woman in a church vestry. Turnham Green resident Humphrey Nonce was allegedly seen with 69 year old Doris Clunge sitting on his organ by local cleaner Chiswick Flo: "I wa...
SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus was sitting with her little sister Noah, 11, at Santa Monica's famed Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop where the two sisters were having a nice sisterly meal. Cyrus who has recently taken a backseat to the goings on in...
HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears said she was thrilled beyond belief to receive The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show. But the blonde "Oops I Did It Again" girl did confess to Pia Confetti of The El Lay...
LOS ANGELES - It was a night filled with lots of bling-bling, lip syncing, and more bleeps than Lindsay Lohan has freckles. The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show, took place at the Nokia Theater and was hostless. Beyonce showed her tummy, La...
Pop singer Beyonce Knowles has made an astonishing claim that she is pregnant, after months of speculation that she might be overweight. The R&B star, 29, used her hands to frame, what she called, her "baby bump" under a loose-fitting dress as...
The singing of West Ham fans during their nPower Championship football match against Nottingham Forest today has been praised by a top music expert. Hammers fans were in fine voice at Forest's City Ground as they watched their team take a 3-0 lead...
Following hot on the heels of her worldwide smash hit, 'Swagger Jagger' former X-Factor contestant, Cher Lloyd - described by schoolmates as 'a rat-faced pikey bully' has been offered £5 million to for fuck's sake shut up! An FFSSU spokeswoman tol...
Leaving their decision to the 11th Hour the police have announced a controversial compromise over one of the world's most famous street parties, the Notting Hill Carnival. This year the event will be closed off to the public but in order to allow the...
Critics across the UK have sensationally branded Cher Lloyds new single 'Swagger Jagger' as 'utter shite', today. People with ears all over the UK took the decision to reveal their findings after hearing the mouthy cow warble nonsense over a tepid...
DUBLIN, Ireland - A representative of the Irish government announced yesterday that all former Irish representatives at the Eurovision Song Contest would be eligible to stand for the upcoming presidential election. This marks a notable change to the...
Pop superstar Paul Simon is at the centre of another storm over claims that he doesn't mean what he writes. Mr Simon shot to fame in the 1960's as half of the duo Simon & Garfunkel with such worldwide smash hits as The Sound of Silence and Sca...
London - The Gloriana Madrigal Ensemble is up in arms tonight amid accusations their voice is being drowned out by some over-the-top public luting. Rival entertainers the Balham Balalaika Bollox - er...Luton Lute Society! - are set to play at a Wa...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Okay, when country singer LeAnn Rimes was weighing 78 that was thin, but now that she has gotten down to 63, that is just downright skinny as hell. And it appears that Rimes definitely has all of the earmarks of being anor...
Pop superstar-turned authoress, actress and film director, Madonna, whose new film about King Edward VIII's romance with American divorcee Wallis Simpson has its world premiere at this year's Venice Film Festival, is looking 'a bit ragged at the edge...
MALIBU BEACH - Three of the top singing sensations in America, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato recently learned while swimming at the beach home of their good friend Twilight star Rob Pattinson that they all love Beatles music. As the...
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