(Rome) God surprised the world's religious community late Monday (EST) when he announced that in fact, you now can take it with you. Surrendering, he said to pressure from the Union of Almalgamated Angels to raise money for their pension fun...
The Government of New Zealand, after the fleeting success of Shrek the Sheep, has today released a shock announcement as to how taxpayers' money has been spent.
Wembley Downs’ couple Troy and Molly Lucksmith are not your typical enterprising self-employed partners-in-crime. Far from it in fact, for they have hit upon a novel money-spinner which is sure to make them a fortune, and keep the environment in tip-top shape. Sharing a passion for money and aquatic wildlife is the key to success, say the Lucksmiths and being their own bosses suits them ju...
Washington - Today, President George W. Bush held a press conference at the White House where he unveiled his new plan to strengthen the U.S. economy.
WASHINGTON (FP) - Money grubbing capitalists added 288,000 jobs to their payrolls in April as the nation's unemployment rate slipped to 5.6 percent, forcing urban survivalists (homeless hobos) to abandon any and all excuses and actually go to wor...
In 1993 my wife and I moved to the Catskill Mountains. We soon realized that there in the hills antenna based TV reception was impossible. We had just spent all our money on the down payment for our property, so we were too cash strapped to buy one of those huge satellite dishes that were so popular back then. We were also too far in the then wilderness to have any cable lines on our road ( actual...
Vatican City - The Vatican, facing its worst financial crisis of the 21st century, insisted on Friday that parishioners in the US and Europe start giving more money and pushed people of all nations stop asking for "freebies" from the church for thing...
DEDHAM, Mass. - Singer Bobby Brown was released from the county jail Thursday after spending a night behind bars for failing to pay $63,500 in child support. Brown was released after the Norfolk Probate and Family Court received the money. Bobby comm...
Men reach the middle ages and reflect on just what exactly they have accomplished in life. Some seem satisfied in just knowing that they are “good, or upstanding” in terms of their position in the community, church, place of employment, or as head of household. Others appear less than fulfilled and peruse interests which involve some expense in hope that money can buy happiness. The good news ….,...
Nowadays there are plenty of ways to win anything from a pencil sharpener to the latest hand held computer. Usually you have to make an investment, like money, time or privacy which you will most certainly loose. To be sure to win just play with NSA...
It's Fair Trade fortnight - so let's all celebrate improved relations with the colonies and more money in those poor benighted natives' pockets!...
Pennsylvania-A joint effort of Lancaster County law enforcement agencies was "tipped off" by an insider on the local money laundering ring, in exchange for immunity. "Lancaster County has experienced a rapid increase in crime, especially in teens,"...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA (FP) -- In order to deal with the city's increasing financial crisis, San francisco has started printing its own money to pay off debtors and employees. The controversial move has caused an uproar among more fiscally conservativ...
Nokia's new 6969 phone has been lauched with a blast. Nokia's CEO Mr Ned Nedler says "We put a lot, and I mean a lot, of money into this design because we see this phone as the new benchmark in technology."...
Democratic Senator John Edwards is certainly an exemplification of the American Dream. From rags to riches, Mr. Edwards has espoused his "work ethic" virtues that led his meteoric rise from farm boy to big-shot Senator. But his candidacy...
The Israeli government has unveiled an ambitious plan to turn the controversial West Bank Wall into a money-spinning tourist spot.
A German man dug a hole the size of a large mattress in a park in a vain attempt to recover a 100 Euro note he had buried a week earlier. Police in the city of Aachen at first mistook the shovel-wielding 35-year-old for a construction worker, but wer...
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