In a move that has astonished nobody, the wastes of skin at the FSA have announced that they intend to get "tough" on Mortgage Brokers and the Mortgage Industry, who they claim have been exploiting consumers for "a very long time". As families acr...
In what seems like an unprecedented move the bank lobby is pressing both the House and the Senate to pass sweeping legislation to designate all citizens who are in default on their credit cards as indentured servants. The legislation will affect mil...
What started as a huddle of bodies on the streets of Bluebank, West Virginia in the late 1970's has slowly amassed into a movement across age, race, and even nationality. The Church of the Living Dead figures into the spiritual scene every bit as...
Opposition leader David Cameron today revealed his strategy for a strong resurgence from recession to the CBI. In a benchmark speech he told captains of industry that the way forward from recession lay in "making things out of metal and plastic, and...
London, UK/ Financial Times - beleaguered Labour Prime Minister, Gordon Brown announced his financial plan to rescue Britain from a 175 Billion Pound (not ounces) deficit by selling off some of the country's most prized assets. Brown has been unde...
A Louisberg resident sold his life insurance policy to the Rob-u-quick Bank last month after seeing the ads on TV targeted to seniors. Mr. T. J. Mc Corkle of Louisburg, NC and his wife of forty-seven years were having a hard time living on their smal...
Very ancient Ex-film diva and adopted mother of Michael Jackson, Liz Taylor, must undergo open heart surgery and has asked her 2 remaining living fans, her dog and Wacko's sister, even wackier Latoya to pray for her! After giving a shock-ing press...
County Cork,Ireland/ Public School Hygienic News - The population of Ireland, riding on high economic times since the beginning of their self proclaimed "Celtic Tiger Economy" in 1995 peaking in 2007, are now faced with the reality that the boom da...
Chancellor Alastair Darling has recommended that all 356 Labour MPs should have their pay - plus expenses and perks - freezed for 2010-11, to pay for doctors, dentists, scientists, teachers, and other valuable public employees. This breaks the con...
WASHINGTON DC - President Obama today held a short informal press conference with a few lessor known reporters. He chose this venue, in his office, to make a lucid revelation of the solution to all economic problems. Follows his statement. The s...
With a general election looming, the three main political parties have announced that in total at least two hundred MPs won't be standing for re-election at the general election. This is roughly one third of all MPs, so what is behind this sudden cha...
To help in this struggling economy, the U.S. congress has passed a new stimulus project. They set aside a special day of the year in which every penny would suddenly be worth a dollar. "We couldn't believe the success of this program", said one se...
We've all heard of bulls and bears on Wall Street, but salmon? I recently came across an article in which researchers used an MRI to scan the brain of a dead salmon while showing it pictures of human emotions, and to their surprise they discovered that the dead salmon's brain was reacting to the pictures it was shown. Amazing. Myself, being a fast thinking Wall Street fat cat (I am not reall...
The dollar is no longer worth the paper it is printed on after falling to its lowest level since May. Millions of public sector workers have been asked to be paid in small sheets of white paper rather than the US monetary equivalent. The news m...
Barack Obama was applauded today after he wiped out the national debt by taking out a loan. The US President showed a flair for numeracy when he revealed the 1 Trillion debt had disappeared with the stroke of a pen. The move was the final stage...
Government figures released show that rain has fallen 30% less this year than the same period last year. Officials blame the current world economic crisis for the drops in rain fall. Minister for weather, Mrs Suni Day said "We are seeing an incredibl...
Woking - Business across the pond in Woking, and also everywhere else, have reported to be experiencing a surge in confidence amongst consumers thanks to trashy shobiz gossip, much of which focused around Obama and his 'jackass' comment to hip-hop-ra...
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