Very ancient Ex-film diva and adopted mother of Michael Jackson, Liz Taylor, must undergo open heart surgery and has asked her 2 remaining living fans, her dog and Wacko's sister, even wackier Latoya to pray for her!
After giving a shock-ing press conference (like most of her films actually and her MTV flop aids performance!) Latoya promised to pray (after all she owes Michael a big fat apology!) and her dog, courteously pissed up the next lamppost!
Liz better known for her disastrous masterpiece, Cleopatra + her roles as man-eating-beating Virginia Woolf alongside fab hubby Dicky Burton (well he could at least act!) + her role alongside Paul Newman as a "Cat on a hot tin roof" (miaouw!) and in Giants alongside James (was he or wasn't he?) Dean and Rocky "Ducky" Hudson (he certainly was!!) has also wowed the public supporting aids (no wonder with those friends dying!).
In her later years she supported Whacko and both used the same plastic surgeon many times!
Now she must undergo heart surgery, aaagh! Jaggedone has decided to pray for the millions of other "little people" in the same position, but as far as Liz goes, they can mummify her and put her alongside that other worthless slave driving diva, Cleopatra!
