London - (Associated Mess): As he stands outside a Whitehall, SW1 Cash Pervertors outlet clutching the ubiquitous black plastic sack full of pawnable looted Downing Street objets d'art, the Prime Monster's blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Le...
Tony Blair, prime minister and shoe fetishist, let slip in an interview yesterday that he thinks his chancellor and likely successor, Gordon Brown, is a "complete knobhead", while secretary for window boxes, Margret Hodge said in a private...
Moscow - (AssoCIAted Messki): Sources close to Russian Federation's National Poisons Unit are said to be cock-a-hoop today at the massive publicity generated by ex-KGB spook Alexander Litvinenko's death-bed claims that Tony Blair dropped a le...
"Britain is going down the nick under Tony Blair's regime" says portly politician John Prescott.
London - (Associated Mess): Prime Monster Tony Blair has told a TV interview that public opinion is right that he is a total disaster who has destroyed the rule of law and brought ridicule on the oldest profession in the world by whoring for the US o...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is to submit video-link evidence to the White House Strategy Taskforce - the Iraq Buddy Group - to explain the risible public detumescence of the Special Relationship that has caused a m...
London - (Associated Mess): Police are continuing to probe the Prime Monster's pleas of innocence in the screwing over of UK voters with a series of bent general election loans.
LONDON - Many have suspected that we were in a new Crusade, with the West imposing its values and religion on the East, and with the Holy Land as the battleground. Documents smuggled out of 10 Downing Street, and given to Dan Rather, say it's so...
The British Home Secretary announced today, that after years of political correctness, a new approach to policing was needed because his police officers were afraid to go out onto the streets.
London - (Associated Mess): Officers claiming compromised professional ethics standards and religious discrimination have asked to be excused guarding Prime Monster Tony Blair because they fear he has links to extremists.
Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): UK reporters were left baffled at the monthly Downing Street press conference yesterday when Prime Monster Tony Blair apologised for missing out the Daily Fascist's political editor from his briefs with a &q...
A grave printing error has thrown egg into the faces of a number of rebel Labour MPs. The ministers, who are campaigning for the ousting of Tony Blair as leader of the Labour party and for him to be replaced by Gordon Brown as soon as possible, are s...
London - (Associated Mess): Amid scenes of hysterical uproar today the House of Commons Speaker Michael Martin warned of an 'imminent bloodbath' as Prime Monster Tony Blair refused to answer questions about 'just how many Generals' he...
London - (Associated Mess): As the Bush Administration's top apologist takes the stand in the House of Commons Iraq tie-breaker debate this afternoon, political rapture-watch index aintgottaprayer.com has reported frenetic internet spread-betting...
Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): Drastic reductions in the number of life peers sitting in the House of Lords have been announced by the Metropolitan Police's Serious and Organised Crime Agency (SOCA).
It is reported that Labour cabinet minister, Clare Short, has taken her bat home, during a round of indoor cricket in the parliament offices. She says she's resigning as well.
Cherie Blair, the British Prime Minister's wife, shocked an audience of VIPS last night when she performed the erotic dance of the seven veils at a reception held to welcome the American President to Britain. The event, which was held at Buckingh...
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