SYNDICATED FEATURE -- Car owners who prefer to do their own mechanical work can save a lot of money compared to folks who bring their cars to the dealer. Before joining the legions of shade tree mechanics, the average do it yourself person needs some...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House today announced that more than $500,000,000,000 will be "borrowed" from the Social Security fund to help host the second inauguration of President George W. Bush. White House sources cite numerous...
We've had Band Aid 20, now we're ging to have a charity single for the tsunami disaster. Both promote good causes and the hearts of the majority of the artists are in the right place but they are a waste of time and money. Instead of making the single, just donate the money to the cause and instead of using your 'fame' to sing, instead spend time travelling across the country and...
WASHINGTON DC (AP) The tsunami disaster in Asia is bringing relief to the professional staff at the American Red Cross. Money is pouring in to the Red Cross in amounts not seen since the wonderful days following September 11, 2001. "We got a lot of...
Almost True News(ATN) President Bush today signed into law the new Shrub Social Security Reform Bill...the new bill entitles new social security accountees to invest old exhisting account money in the stock market. The stock market responded as stoc...
Mark Thompson, the BBC director general has guillotined himself in a selfless act in order to save money at the world famous broadcasting corporation.
Downing Street, Friday - (Rioters) The gold-leaf embossed, guilt-edged party invitations stand proud on the mantlepieces of some of the UK's worst fraudsters, money launderers, terrorists, perjurers, blackmailers and George W Bush sycophants t...
As rumors continue that Ken Jennings has lost his 75th Jeopardy! competition, he has decided to reveal his winning strategy...and the reason his record-breaking stance as the largest money winner in Jeopardy! history has ended.
In an attempt to raise more money for incumbent President Bush's campaign bid, the Republican Party has come up with a novel strategy -- open corporate sponsorship.
The First Bank of California has decided to honor the memory of the late president Ronald Reagan, by placing his image on a promissory note. A promissory note is an unconditional promise in writing to repay a sum of money. The president of the Cal...
ATHENS, GREECE-- With a slump in ticket sales and empty seats that haven't been filled, the International Olympic Committee is facing a major issue. Over the last few years they have accumulated over 30 billion dollars in debt and expenses for a...
(Capitol Hill, Monday 28 June) Accountants employed by Vice-President Dick Cheney today confirmed that the $250,000 paid to him by President Bush Senior was for saying the word "fee" in reply to questions regarding how much money he earned...
6/20/2004, New York (AP): In an unprecedented move, even for Steinbrenner, the New York Yankees will now be purchasing the entire Boston Red Sox team for $950 million. Said Steinbrenner, "They've got a ton of amazing players that my team definitely could use. Plus, with the amount of money we've been spending to stay out in front of these guys, it was more cost effective just t...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alan Greenspan said that the Federal Reserve will run out of money and the world will fall into financial despair when he dies.
My fellow Americans: As your President, I have tried my best to make all the money flow to the rich where it can do the most good. I have tried to give my friends in the oil bidness all the breaks they deserve. Meanwhile, the Democrats have de...
Women who waste their money on education, etc. were definitely ill-advised. The Jugs industry whether it be the big one or the small one is a field of endeavor that many women should agreeably seek. Take NBC for example, they utilize every advantage they could muster in order to exploit ideas from those dumb women who waste money on education. Guys like Jay Leno, seems to admire those educ...
Announcing he's got plenty of money and has run out of ideas, George Lucas is calling it quits.
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