WASHINGTON, DC - With Iraq sovereign and in negotiations for custody of Saddam Hussein, the Bush administration has been holding closed door discussions with film producer Jerry Bruckheimer and self proclaimed philanthropist/media mogul Ted Turner fo...
The turnover of Sovereignty in Iraq has occurred two days early in the greatest of secrecy and under heavy security. President George W. Bush received the word of the transfer in a note from Condoleezza Rice while at a NATO Summit in Turkey. Mr. Bush...
"So long Suckers," says giddy former Administrator...
Washington, DC (Monday, 28 June 2004):...
(Baghdad, Monday 28 June) In a widely expected move, representatives of the newly created Greater Israel today formally took over the running of former Iraq, under the leadership of Mossad's ex-Moscow bureau chief Iyad Allawi.
The US has formally handed back the keys to the public toilets in Iraq, two days ahead of schedule.
A new report from the White House this week suggests that Iraq wasn't out to threaten and kill Americans, but to rather make them homosexual and shop at Wal-Mart. WASHINGTON- Forget "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy", forget lovable talk shows hosts...
IRAQ -- In a stunning announcement that sent newly appointed Iraqi officials to the bathroom hurling their most recent meal, Iraqi transition spokesperson Aji Aji Ben Munno al-Scirocco said everyone in the country has changed their minds and "wo...
In a surprise announcement president bush announce that CIA got important information about Iraq's WMD. In a press meet president said that all the WMD was stored in a wash room of one of the Saddam's palace.
The 9/11 commission has found no evidence of a significant link between Iraq and al Qaeda. Spanning the globe in our round-the-clock mission to bring you only the fakest fake news, this shocking revelation comes from the Weekly World News -- the New...
Iraq, June 22, 2004. Fifteen terrorists were killed today in a shootout amongst themselves over the last drivable car in Baghdad. It appears that recent car bombings have completely depleted the vehicles in the area. Joe Pacifico of the lo...
Bush insists Saddam had Al Qaeda Contacts...
President George Bush today signed legislation that not only addresses the job losses during his administration, but also the shortage of manpower in the war in Iraq.
In response to plummeting opinion poll numbers following the 9-11 Commission's allegation that the Bush Administration misrepresented facts and events leading up to the U.S.'s involvement and subsequent military presence in Iraq, President Bush s...
Pressured by rising fuel costs and the war in Iraq, the US Navy embarked on a program to reduce fuel costs, by acquiring new warships that rely on solar and wind power. Galleon Enterprises, won the bid securing an order for 150 of the fuel efficient...
WASHINGTON. The Bush administration has a long wish list for the NATO summit to be held at the Emerald City in Istanbul, Turkey later this month. Persuading NATO allies to shoulder more of the military burden in Iraq and Afghanistan will follow close...
In order to raise funding to supply body armor to US troops in Iraq, the Special Operations Force now offer specialized guided tours in the Iraqi Desert. For $300 US dollars, adventurers can mount the Demolition Unit Night Evaders (DUNE) buggies and...
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