The body of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be donated to the famous Wax Museum of London after the funeral. Family spokesperson Janet Jackson revealed the reasons for this in a private interview outside of the family compound. "We t...
Doctors performing the autopsy on Michael Jackson have said that the dead stars' hair looked 'luscious' and 'full bodied'.This will be of some comfort to the family, who cherished Micheal s hair almost as much as his money. Jackson's hair was seri...
The relatives of Michael Jackson, who refused to believe the results of the first and second autopsys have requested that a third one be performed. This one will be done at a different hospital by a different team of Medical Examiners. The family h...
The 50-date London tour places left vacant by the sudden death of pop superstar Micheal Jackson are to be filled by a lineup of celebrities instead. Promoters AEG had been shitting their trousers at the prospect of losing t on all that easy cash s...
There were extraordinary scenes in a West Midlands supermarket this morning, when Michael Jackson, the now-deceased King of Pop who died after a suspected heart attack in Los Angeles last Thursday, was spotted doing his shopping in Tesco. In just...
Michael Jackson's British tour agent husband and wife team, Joe King and Faye King, held a press conference this morning to confirm that Michael Jackson's proposed 375 night sell out tour of the O2 White Elephant arena in London will still be going a...
ABILENE, TX - Visitors to the Abilene Zoo today were delighted by a secretive and mysterious out-of-towner described by many who come across him as "playful," "magical," and "sorta pasty-white." Some coulda even sworn he mighta been the Undisputed K...
NEW YORK CITY - Diana Ross, of the 60s African-American trio known as Diana Ross and The Supremes has begged Macaulay Culkin for custody of Michael Jackson's beloved chimpanzee Bubbles. Earlier reports stated that Michael Jackson had left everythi...
HOLLYWOOD - Universal Pictures has just signed Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman to star in The Michael Jackson Story. Coleman will portray Michael from the ages of 9 through 21, and Foxx will portray Michael from the age of 21 on. Jackson's parents...
New York, NY - A research study conducted by the Kinsling Institute has proven that Michael Jackson's death has received more media coverage than 9/11. Scott Rieber, one of the journalists involved in the study, said, "You have to understand, more...
Today (26-June-09) the Internet literately exploded under the overwhelming weight of Michael Jackson tributes. A staggering 25 Billion Billion Billion lines of comment about the dysfunctional child star where posted on literally millions and mill...
London - (Pont d'Alma Mater Ass Mess): "And don't tell me bloody British intelligence isn't behind it!" was Harrabs grocer Mohammed Fayed's opening salvo this morning as the news of Michael Jackson's death began to sink in around the world. Fayed...
In an unsurprising revelation, Uri Geller, the nearly well-known spoon bender and self acclaimed mystic, has stated unequivocally that he is in real-time communication with the recently departed Jackson. "I was in the middle of one of my globally...
Mass hysteria has rocked the world following the death of pop genius Michael Jackson. It would now appear that there is nobody left in the world, who has not heard the news of the star's untimely death (apart from those in comas perhaps)and that a...
Los Angeles, California - Upon hearing the news of the death of The King of Pop, millions of Michael Jackson fans reached for their old LP records, only to discover they had thrown them out years ago when everybody switched over to CDs. Urgently seek...
There was a poignant air of quiet reflection at Glastonbury today after Thursday's news of the death of the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Music fans were united in their grief over the superstar's passing, and took care to show respect to t...
Warner Brothers, in competition with Fox, Paramount, MGM, and Disney, looks to be the first out of the gate with a planned biopic of the recently deceased singer Michael Jackson. The planned movie will begin filming Monday, will have a five day film...
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