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Funny story: Body of Michael Jackson Donated to Wax Museum

Body of Michael Jackson Donated to Wax Museum

The body of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be donated to the famous Wax Museum of London after the funeral. Family spokesperson Janet Jackson revealed the reasons for this in a private interview outside of the family compound. "We t...

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Funny story: Micheal Jackson's Hair looked really good at Autopsy

Micheal Jackson's Hair looked really good at Autopsy

Doctors performing the autopsy on Michael Jackson have said that the dead stars' hair looked 'luscious' and 'full bodied'.This will be of some comfort to the family, who cherished Micheal s hair almost as much as his money. Jackson's hair was seri...

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Funny story: Unbelieving Michael Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy

Unbelieving Michael Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy

The relatives of Michael Jackson, who refused to believe the results of the first and second autopsys have requested that a third one be performed. This one will be done at a different hospital by a different team of Medical Examiners. The family h...

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Funny story: Gary Glitter & other Paedo-Celebrities to act as replacement Tribute act at Jackson London Gigs

Gary Glitter & other Paedo-Celebrities to act as replacement Tribute act at Jackson London Gigs

The 50-date London tour places left vacant by the sudden death of pop superstar Micheal Jackson are to be filled by a lineup of celebrities instead. Promoters AEG had been shitting their trousers at the prospect of losing t on all that easy cash s...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Spotted In Tesco

Michael Jackson Spotted In Tesco

There were extraordinary scenes in a West Midlands supermarket this morning, when Michael Jackson, the now-deceased King of Pop who died after a suspected heart attack in Los Angeles last Thursday, was spotted doing his shopping in Tesco. In just...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson concerts to go ahead despite singer's death

Michael Jackson concerts to go ahead despite singer's death

Michael Jackson's British tour agent husband and wife team, Joe King and Faye King, held a press conference this morning to confirm that Michael Jackson's proposed 375 night sell out tour of the O2 White Elephant arena in London will still be going a...

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Funny story: Man visitin' zoo was Michael Jackson, say Tex-Mexans

Man visitin' zoo was Michael Jackson, say Tex-Mexans

ABILENE, TX - Visitors to the Abilene Zoo today were delighted by a secretive and mysterious out-of-towner described by many who come across him as "playful," "magical," and "sorta pasty-white." Some coulda even sworn he mighta been the Undisputed K...

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Funny story: Diana Ross Wants Custody Of Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles

Diana Ross Wants Custody Of Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles

NEW YORK CITY - Diana Ross, of the 60s African-American trio known as Diana Ross and The Supremes has begged Macaulay Culkin for custody of Michael Jackson's beloved chimpanzee Bubbles. Earlier reports stated that Michael Jackson had left everythi...

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Funny story: Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman To Star In The Michael Jackson Story

Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman To Star In The Michael Jackson Story

HOLLYWOOD - Universal Pictures has just signed Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman to star in The Michael Jackson Story. Coleman will portray Michael from the ages of 9 through 21, and Foxx will portray Michael from the age of 21 on. Jackson's parents...

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Funny story: More Media Coverage for Michael Jackson than 9/11

More Media Coverage for Michael Jackson than 9/11

New York, NY - A research study conducted by the Kinsling Institute has proven that Michael Jackson's death has received more media coverage than 9/11. Scott Rieber, one of the journalists involved in the study, said, "You have to understand, more...

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Funny story: Internet Explodes under weight of Micheal Jackson Tributes

Internet Explodes under weight of Micheal Jackson Tributes

Today (26-June-09) the Internet literately exploded under the overwhelming weight of Michael Jackson tributes. A staggering 25 Billion Billion Billion lines of comment about the dysfunctional child star where posted on literally millions and mill...

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Funny story: Mohammed Fayed: "First they murder Diana - and my lovely Dodi! - now they kill Michael too!"

Mohammed Fayed: "First they murder Diana - and my lovely Dodi! - now they kill Michael too!"

London - (Pont d'Alma Mater Ass Mess): "And don't tell me bloody British intelligence isn't behind it!" was Harrabs grocer Mohammed Fayed's opening salvo this morning as the news of Michael Jackson's death began to sink in around the world. Fayed...

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Funny story: Uri Geller - I am in touch with Michael

Uri Geller - I am in touch with Michael

In an unsurprising revelation, Uri Geller, the nearly well-known spoon bender and self acclaimed mystic, has stated unequivocally that he is in real-time communication with the recently departed Jackson. "I was in the middle of one of my globally...

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Funny story: It's global suicide: people killing themselves to be Jackson's neighbour!

It's global suicide: people killing themselves to be Jackson's neighbour!

Mass hysteria has rocked the world following the death of pop genius Michael Jackson. It would now appear that there is nobody left in the world, who has not heard the news of the star's untimely death (apart from those in comas perhaps)and that a...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson fans try playing their "Thriller" CDs backwards, listening for clues

Michael Jackson fans try playing their "Thriller" CDs backwards, listening for clues

Los Angeles, California - Upon hearing the news of the death of The King of Pop, millions of Michael Jackson fans reached for their old LP records, only to discover they had thrown them out years ago when everybody switched over to CDs. Urgently seek...

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Funny story: Glastonbury Mourns Death Of Michael Jackson

Glastonbury Mourns Death Of Michael Jackson

There was a poignant air of quiet reflection at Glastonbury today after Thursday's news of the death of the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Music fans were united in their grief over the superstar's passing, and took care to show respect to t...

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Funny story: Hollywood Signs Actor to Play Michael Jackson in Rushed Biopic

Hollywood Signs Actor to Play Michael Jackson in Rushed Biopic

Warner Brothers, in competition with Fox, Paramount, MGM, and Disney, looks to be the first out of the gate with a planned biopic of the recently deceased singer Michael Jackson. The planned movie will begin filming Monday, will have a five day film...

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