Micheal Jackson's Hair looked really good at Autopsy

Written by Chamone

Sunday, 28 June 2009

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The face was fucked but the hair was 'luscious' and 'full bodied'.

Doctors performing the autopsy on Michael Jackson have said that the dead stars' hair looked 'luscious' and 'full bodied'.This will be of some comfort to the family, who cherished Micheal s hair almost as much as his money.

Jackson's hair was seriously burned during filming of a advertisement for a popular soft drinks brand in the mid-eighties and ever since he had spent millions perfecting it's distinctly greasy and slick look.

It's been stated before that he based his hair style on that of singer Cher. Indeed, some have said it was actually Cher's hair he used.

Jackson's hair is to be buried separate from his body at a private service jointly conducted by the Nation of Islam, Jehovah's Witness's and L'Oreal.

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