Liverpool is a city in shock. Native Liverpudlians could be seen shaking their heads and mumbling to themselves as they went about their business this morning. It wasn't so much that King Kenny's lads had gone down to dat Lundun and dismantled the...
Man Utd owners, the Glazer family, are selling up their interests in England and they have already sold Old Trafford to Disneyland. The club will move lock, stock (falling at the moment) and barrel to Singapore where they are to be listed on the Sing...
The long saga of Dutch international being transferred to Man Utd is certainly over, dead and buried and done (as if it ever was alive). The Inter Milan president has confirmed the fact that Wesley is not for sale and any offer will be refused alt...
Manchester - The 21 year-old Premiership midfielder impressed during his Club's 3-2 Community Shield drubbing of Manchester City on Sunday. His second half appearance was widely credited in setting up Nani's equaliser - and a crest-of-the-wave im...
It was the "Good, the Bad and the Ugly" yesterday at Wembley: The Good were Man United showing the footy world that Sir Alex, even at 70, has got his head screwed on as United run rings around Man City! The Bad was Man City, a bunch of collective...
Happy days today for the Bitters at Wembley in the Community Shield game against the dreaded Rags, as City took a two goal lead, courtesy of Jeleon Lescott and Edin Dzeko. Happy days until half time. "I seen 'em at Wembley on the telly," United...
With Manchester United two goals down to arch rivals, Manchester City, with goals from Joleon Lescott and Edin Dzeko at half time in the Community Shield at Wembley, comparisons are already being made between new goalkeeper, David DeGea and Jim Leigh...
Manchester United legend, Eric Cantona, currently head coach of the New York Cosmos is being broadly tipped by insiders to take the managerial hotseat at Old Trafford within five years. Insiders insist that Cantona is the only man for the job, but...
After returning from his success in the Copa America for Mexico, Man United's Chicharito decided to headbutt United's superstar, Wayne Rooney, during pre-season training in America and was duly concussed, because Rooney just happens to be a hardnut!...
It came as a shock to some avid Manchester Unit fans to learn that American and Canadian commentators DO in fact refer to their beloved team as Man. U. Some British fans gathered at a friend's house to watch their beloved Manchester United team pl...
Photographer and journalist Ivor Lenson was, yesterday, distraught at the the thought that he would be forced to abandon his 'mission' to discover the identity of the Mystery Blonde. Walking along the sidewalk towards the park in Niagara-on-the-La...
Chicharito admits to having received a postcard from Niagara Falls last week, signed "See you soon, MB". Having followed stories about the Mystery Blonde and knowing one sighting of her was in Niagara Falls, he came to the conclusion that MB o...
A slightly distorted and rather "Looney" Rooney fan actually had the balls to turn up at Liverpool's training ground wearing a Man Utd shirt and guess who's name was written on his back? Rooney! The Man Utd fan had just spent 6 weeks locked up in...
Rio Ferdinand is all smiles as he discusses the upcoming season. He admits to having moped around in past summers, worrying about United's future but has decided to 'turn his frown upside down'. Rio is laughing in the faces of all the doubter...
Wayne Rooney has promised to take Chicharito 'under his wing' and teach him all he needs to know both on and off the field. Rooney is planning to teach Chicharito how to speak 'Scouse' as well as some really neat 'pick up lines' for when they are...
Lifelong Manchester United supporter, and current janitor at Salford University, Donald Skoob, (whose Godfather is Spoof legend Monkey Woods) today rounded on the satirical website he has enthusiastically supported for the past three years. Donald...
Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...
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