MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...
San Francisco, California - As an added convenience to the patients of medical marijuana, the California legislature has allowed for the introduction and distribution of cannabis vending machines throughout the Golden State as a part of a new experim...
Sacramento, California - The California Supreme Court in 5-2 ruling, denying workplace protection for marijuana use by employees even if prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition, has an immediate impact and far reaching effects at TheSpoof.com...
Police and forensic scientists have this morning been called to the BBC Television Centre studios after a live dog turd was discovered in amongst some rhododendrons in the Blue Peter garden
Buckingham Palace - (Litigious Mess): The Puppet Queen Mum's last will and testicle was secretly sealed on Buckingham Palace orders in 2002 to protect her legacy from crack-dealing creditors according to reports.
London - (Sad Ass Mess): Early press stories that London's daftest house purchase of 2008 - the £50 million Top Crack Mansion in Hampstead Garden Suburb's Bishops Avenue - was made by a seedy, secretive Kazakhstani brothelkeeper called Ms Who...
The entertainment world was rocked to its foundations today as a drug addict was filmed taking drugs. The shock footage of Amy Winehouse, someone who (according to her song 'Rehab') is addicted to drugs, showed her snorting cocaine and smoki...
Bishops Avenue, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Property crisis? What property crisis! Yet another 2008 house price record has just been smashed with the sale this week of Top Crack Mansion situated on the notorious wobbly tectonic plate region o...
Santa Claus was yesterday on the run from the law after it was revealed by an undercover team that he was an ingenious drug baron controlling a significant amount of the Arctic criminal underworld. The jovial gangster, known by many for his obesit...
Jacksonvile Florida - Dwayne Jenkins, 27 a local self proclaimed 'dreamer' spent the entire afternoon on his couch smoking marijuana and listening to the song 'Lust for life' by rock musician Iggy Pop from the album of the same name.
It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John Cena's blood stream duri...
WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.
A pre-recorded episode of the often controversial Rikki Lake Show featuring Jesus Christ confronting God is due to air early next week.
National Poisons Unit, Aldermaston - (Ludicrous Mess): A new strain of eco-friendly weed variant of super-strength quick-grow skunk cannabis has been found to have drastically lower CO2 emissions compared to average cannabis sativa products according...
YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.
Bogota - (AssoCIAted Mess): Russian Secret Service cocaine smugglers scuttled yet another of their Bloodyvostock-engineered Barrakuda-class submarines off Colombia's Pacific coast today blaming uneven freight distribution that caused the...
The entertainment world was shocked to hear that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant and now it turns out that they are to be shocked once again with the startling revelation that her sister Britney secretly impregnated her
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