Martha Stewart has been sentenced to sixty five years in a Federal Maximum Security Prison for violent felons. The term, which far surpasses the court mandated minimum sentencing guidelines was imposed by United States District Judge Miriam Cedarbaum...
In shocking news from the netherworld, former U.S. President Ronald Reagan, who died this past Saturday, has released his soul from its prison inside the old man's vegetative body. Reagan's soul, which had not been consciously aware of anything goin...
(Charleston, Ill.) -- Mayor Kevin Niece recently announced that the local Wal-Mart Supercenter will be converted into a prison.
Washington, DC (AP) Sources at the Pentagon admitted this morning that the dog collars and leashes used in the abuse of Iraqi detainees at the Abu...
More photos and video clips have been released to US Senators today along with the most shocking human rights violations reported to date in the controversial Baghdad Abu-Ghraib prison.
(Oak Brook, IL) McDonald's Corporation (MCD) announced today that its subsidiary, MCD-Iraq, has been awarded a 2-year, $1.3 billion contract to provide Happy Meals to thousands of detainees at Abu Ghraib prison.
As the prisoners poured out of the infamous Abu Ghraib prison to the bus (or Terrormobile, as they're known as in Iraq) supplied to take them back to Baghdad, no one seemed to notice anything odd. That all changed, however, mere minutes after the...
Crescent City, CA--A California state prison guard with over twenty years of experience is adding his voice to the mounting criticism of the torture of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Gharib.
In a speech directed towards Iraqi insurgents and those who may have been offended enough by the photos of prisoner abuse in the Abu Ghraib prison to rise up against American soldiers, U.S. President George W. Bush called for an end to the aggression...
(Fort Benning, GA) The School of the Americas - the US Army school which trains Latin American Armies to put down unrest in their countries through excessive violence and even murder - has asked Government authorities for copies of the photos and tap...
Baghdad--In a surprise announcement during his surprise visit to Iraq, American Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld revealed the new American plan to restore order and democracy to the troubled nation. Saddam Hussein will be released from prison and allowe...
The Sparrow Mirror, Britain's best selling sparrow orientated tabloid, today published a photograph of what it says is evidence of systematic abuse inside the aviary section of Abu Ghraib prison, where around seventy Iraqi insurgent sparrows are...
Washington - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today announced the hiring of a new Chief of Detainee Operations. Secretary Rumsfeld held a press conference in which he named Bobo the gorilla Chief of Operations for Gitmo and all prison facilities...
Proud Mordechai Vanunu walked free from an Israeli prison today at 9am GMT after spending 18 years in jail for revealing secrets that exposed Israel as one of the world's top nuclear powers.
Global fast food giant McDonalds has thrown convicted cannibal Armin Meiwes a lifeline by promising him a job when he gets out of prison.
IN A shock announcement this morning, Home Secretary David Blunkett has ordered that serial killer Harold Shipman finish his life prison sentence, despite being dead since mid January.
IT HAS been revealed that jailed serial killer, Harold Shipman was murdered in his cell by the prison doctor late last night.
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