"Hey, it won't suck itself, honey" T-shirt vendor Buck Q. Dumbass, who noticed irate ticket-holders with smoke coming out of their ears hurriedly exiting a theater showing lame Hollywood release 'The Losers', alerted police to what turned out to be a...
Where's Iron Man? Two of his female co-stars are fighting like cats and ...well, cats. First they refused to answer any questions from reporters on what has been going on between them and why the fur then suddenly began flying! Next thing you k...
It was revealed this morning that there will be a body double for Robert Pattinson during the next Twilight movie that will be a little more adult oriented. Famed character actor, Horst Pecard, will be featured in the Pattinson role during a coupl...
Kristen Stewart is to appear in an Indian Movie, called Paani, which is the Indian word for water. Meanwhile Robert Pattinson, her co star in Twilight, is to appear in a cowboy Movie, a remake of the successful Gary Cooper, Movie, High Noon. Krist...
Hollywood urgently needs writers as all we seem to be getting is remakes of Movies, Alice In Wonderland, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Planet of The Apes, The War of The Worlds, Clash of The Titans etc etc. Of all remakes there has never been a s...
LONDON - Famed motion picture producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche has just announced that he will soon start production on the film The British Birds, which is the true story of British female singers Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black. Bay...
As a result of the huge debt owed by the studios the new James Bond Movie may not be hitting a screen near you. A plan is afoot so as not to disappoint all the Bond fans out there. In order to keep movie theatres full, producers of the Bond Movie...
The 23rd James Bond has been delayed because of the recession and movie-maker's failure to reach the soaring financial demands of the "Spy who shagged me" (who?) Originally Daniel Craig was planned to continue but was booted out after being too br...
Work on the new James Bond film has been suspended indefinitely due to MGM,s Debt and there is no guarantee that the Movie will be made at all. One of Bonds greatest villian's Goldfinger is now needed urgently to finance the new Movie, but Goldfin...
London - (Lava Palaver): Blaming a lack of any discernible transatlantic flights in the forseeable future Paranoid studio bosses have cancelled next Monday's Iron Man 2 London premiere. The Jon Favreau-directed blockbuster plot concerns some bloke...
The long overshadowed classic set of Yogi Berra stories, "Lord of the Things", about a traveling collector has finally found backing and will open in US theaters today. Berra commented about the story years ago, "if you save enough stuff you are a c...
Rachel Weisz is adamant in her efforts to put the O in her current film about Jackie Kennedy with a masturbation scene director Sam Pudcuffer calls demented. The specific scene is during the Cuban missile crisis when it appears the world is going...
Conservative leader David Cameron has been offered a job if he is not successful on May 6th. Rick Berman and Shawn Piller of Berman and Piller films have offered the Tory leader the role of Data in the new Science Fiction blockbuster Star Trek The Ne...
Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today told anyone who'd listen that he was desperate to sign cock fighting welsh dresser Alex Reid for a new movie project designed to fill the niche left largely unfilled by Hollywood tough-guy actor...
Sidney Studios - The latest movie by family entertainments company Sidney is an action comedy named "The Giant Isopods Mystery" staring Curt Russell, Nathan Lane, Angelica Houston, Bo Barnstable, Weird Al, Tommy Smothers III, and Woo Choy. The...
The Mayor of London, Boris Karloff-Johnson is to have a Marvell-ous Comic and Hollywood movie made about his cycling exploits on the murderous roads of London Town. The Mayor, who recently fought off muggers with an iron bar and helped an 90 yr...
Psychos the world over today put their stabbing, slashing, and head-drilling on hold this weekend to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the release of Alfred Hitchcock's classic 1960 shocker, which starred Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh - the mother...
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