Rachel Weisz Puts Fingers on Location in Jackie O Film

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Friday, 16 April 2010

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Rachel Weisz is adamant in her efforts to put the O in her current film about Jackie Kennedy with a masturbation scene director Sam Pudcuffer calls demented.

The specific scene is during the Cuban missile crisis when it appears the world is going to be blown to bits. Jackie is on the veranda at the White House while both Bobby and John Kennedy are getting shaggy on the bathroom floor with Marilyn Monroe.

Listening to the moans most peoples perception of the classy Jackie would be one of hurt and shame but Rachel feels a more normal reaction for a woman would be to jerk off.

I think her career is missing its mummy. She envisions Jackie looking up to the stars and becoming one with the universe that certainly is about to be destroyed and somehow twists that into some cosmic sexual payback.

I think she needs to hang out with Charlie Sheen if she wants to do something stupid for attention or with Jesse James if she needs to feel despicable.

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