Dr. Majapour Mileeka, Director of Behavorial Sciences at Berkerly Univeristy, has discovered that doctors with a lean and peculiar appearance are generally superior in both their safety and quality of service provided when compared to regular doctors...
The Labour Party have announced how they will cut funding for the NHS without reducing quality - by only treating sick people. A spokeswoman said,"we are wasting so much money on fringe activities and want to reacquaint the NHS with its core principl...
Multinational drug giant Pfizzier have been searching for the next big drug, and believe that they have found it. The new drug, with the chemical name Codafil-dioxymethyl, is due to go on sale after extensive trials have proven it safe and effect...
This undercover reporter has obtained documents showing that the NHS is near to collapse. Owing to the success of the pro-female recruitment campaign, 75% of trainee doctors are female. In a study recently published, however, it showed that femal...
Dear all, You know you are getting older when you start fancying the women in the "Healthspan" brochures. They are always attractive older women. But be careful how many supplements you take ................ Rude Health by Rob Barratt Robert needs supplements to keep him alive Ginseng, 1000 milligrams, 180 for £7.95 They come in a new slimline plastic container Which slides into the sm...
Investigations into recent cuts at a Leeds Infirmary have revealed that the standard of care may not be what it once was. One patient, who did not want to be named, said, "Yes there have been cuts, but to be fair to the staff, they have been work...
The average chunk of chocolate contains about 200 calories and because I might partake of two servings every night and is perhaps a few more at weekends it only adds up to 3,500 calories a week. That is the equivalent of one pound in weight per week. Therefore, in the last 3 1/2 years, I have had the calorific intake of about a hundred and eighty pounds and because I only weigh about one hundre...
Clark Blowton has made headlines again for "The Blowton Diet". While most other diets are based on reducing food intake and increasing exercise the "The Blowton Diet" promises you can eat all you want laying in bed drinking a big bottle of white...
The two WAGS and pop stars, formerly both in girl-bands, had an idea pitched to them by their publicists that since they have both so much in common including their waif, thin gaunt-like appearance they should both co-write a book together about thei...
The Center for Politics and the Media is reporting today that there has been a significant increase in the cases of Gas, Bloating, and Diarrhea in the nation's capital. While these ailments have always been prevalent in the nations capital as well as...
Models, celebrities and serial dieters around the world were today seen panic buying lard and deep fat fryers as a survey of 10 billion people worldwide has found that skinny is sooooooooo last season. Milan catwalks are to be filled with plus si...
Prostrate cancer, a form of cancer that occurs in people who spend more than 95% of their time reclining on their couches watching T.V. or playing video games, should not be confused with prostate cancer, a cancer that usually affects men, says the A...
Troubled entertainer Amy Winehouse was given a boost yesterday night when she was appointed the UK's 'Wellness Tsarina' by a secretive group of Whitehall string-pullers. The post, although unsalaried, will allow Winehouse to tour the world in orde...
The Republican leadership in a joint health care press conference today, announced their plans for a total health care system overhaul. Congressman John Boehner, of Ohio, stood in front of a draped chalk board and with a flourish, took off the co...
Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...
The NHS reportedly spent £4m last year on homeopathic cures, which are completely alien to most of the general public. Leading homeopathic medicinal scientist, Mrs. Joyflower Buttercup-Palmtree explains how it works: "Well, it's this radical new...
Denver, Colorado has been called the most healthy city in the United States. It has more miles of bike trails, and the highest per capita sales of vitamins and nutritional supplements. Because residents are so concerned about their physical conditi...
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