Actor Jason Alexander, the short, stocky and balding actor of "Seinfeld" fame, awoke this morning after a long night of partying, and was stunned but visibly aroused after reading the USA Today and learning that he had married pop star Brit...
Al Sharpton has become the fifth candidate to say "thanks, but no thanks" to former presidential candidate Michael Dukakis' offer to endorse the Reverend's campaign. This according to a spokesman for Sharpton, who had barricaded him...
Political and community leaders in the United States were incredibly worried going into New Years Eve of 2003, since the nation's supply of "designated drivers" was at an all time low. Only three people were willing to do it, and they h...
Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff announced yesterday that the five colors on the terror alert scale just aren't enough, and plans to add a sixth color - lavender - to the list. The new color is to be put between white, or "nor...
Crackle, of the famed trio that graced Rice Krispie boxes for decades, has passed away, a company spokesman said today.
The post Christmas rush to return gifts has reached near tragic proportions, as the line at a customer service counter at a Newark Wal-Mart has grown out-of-control, creating a security and sanitation nightmare for the area.
In what scientists are describing as odd series of coincidences, the United Kingdom's spacecraft which was to land on Mars, called "Beagle 2", crashed landed directly on top of NASA's Polar Lander, which crashed on Mars in 1999.
Immediately following California's 9th Circuit Federal Appeals Court ruling that suspected terrorists being held at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba should have access to lawyers and the American court system, all hell broke loose.
Speaking through a wall of security guards, Director of Homeland Security Tom Ridge cautioned Americans that terrorists may strike at any time, but urged them to not change travel or shopping plans.
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