Two weeks ago, Vice President Dick Cheney gave Washington Times reporter Bob Cobb an exclusive, first ever tour of the VP's secure residence where he stays between speeches and appearances on FOX news shows. The location is obviously top secret, and Cobb had to endure hours wearing a blindfold and earplugs before reaching his destination.
A reporter from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune was mistakenly e-mailed President Bush's personal "to-do" list for his remaining time in office. The list is now being quickly circulated around the Internet.
The YouTube phenom "Creepy Gnome" has signed a deal for an undisclosed six-figure amount to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. The half-pint hoofer caused an international buzz when he was captured on video emerging from some brush...
Washington, D.C. - A general organizational outline of the proposed George H. Bush Presidential Library was leaked to the press today.
In a bold and surprising move, presidential candidate John McCain announced today that actress Jessica Simpson has agreed to be his running mate on the Republican presidential ticket. McCain was unusually candid with reporters about his stunning deci...
Columbus, Ohio - Republican John McCain, the self-proclaimed "pro-war" candidate, issued a press release today entitled: "My 10-point Plan for Keeping America in Continuous Conflict." Insisting that he's never met a war he did...
Washington, D.C. - At a news conference today, Vice President Cheney discussed his career plans once he leaves office.
In a taped conversation with Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes, President Bush revealed that he was born on another planet. The admission stunned everyone in the studio, including Kroft. What follows is a transcript of the ensuing conversation.
In an effort to soften his image during his last year in office, the White House is trying get President Bush in closer touch with the American people. Their first initiative is a blog.
For the first time since abandoning his presidential bid, former New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani sat for an interview to discuss his run for the country's top office and his future plans with freelance journalist Joshua Binkley.
Based on results from researchers in England, the American Psychological Association (APA) is advocating a new warning label for clowns.
The company that produces the Talking Jesus Action Figure, a big hit during the past Christmas season, has ordered a recall of the toy today.
Mike Huckabee rocked the presidential campaign recently when he said he would revise the United States Constitution to reflect "God's standards" instead of man's standards. The Republican front-runner said it would be a lot easier t...
A is for: Abramoff, autocracy, army, Afghanistan, anger, Abu Grhaib, anti-abortion, Anthrax, Armageddon, armor plate, AWOL B is...
In a move some political analysts call "desperate," Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich announced today that he will undergo a full face transplant as early as next week.
At this year's holiday party for Vice President Cheney's staff, the VP himself donned the baggy red and white Santa suit and "Ho, ho, ho'd" his way around the room. After passing out presents to the children, Santa Cheney assemb...
Washington, D.C. - Novelist Michael Crichton has been chosen to write the official biography of George Bush after the president steps down from office in January 2009. The author of the extremely popular Jurassic Park and co-creator of the long-runni...
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