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Funny story: Lost City of the Incas Discovered... In Britney Spears' Vagina!

Lost City of the Incas Discovered... In Britney Spears' Vagina!

For years it has lain undiscovered inside her cheap cotton panties. Now, explorers have finally ventured into the dense jungle of Britney Spears' nether regions.

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking's cult following

Stephen Hawking's cult following

Stephen Hawking, the world's most famous disabled physicist, has a growing fanbase among today's youth. Sales of his book 'A Brief History Of Time' are at an all time high, and the latest popular fashion accessory is a wheelchair, com...

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Funny story: Britney Spears sets world record for bathing in baked beans

Britney Spears sets world record for bathing in baked beans

Britney Spears has done it again! This week she lay naked in a bathtub of baked beans for 5 whole days, without even stopping for a toilet break. As she left the tub of stinking rotten beans, she said "I'm so pleased with my new career.&quo...

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Funny story: UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel in 'Brown Eye' Scandal

UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel in 'Brown Eye' Scandal

The UK chancellor Gordon Brown has ordered the London Millennium Wheel to be given to the government. The 135m high wheel, the world's tallest, is also known as the London Eye. It has carried over 15 million passengers and by overcharging an obsc...

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Funny story: London Introduces Robot Policemen

London Introduces Robot Policemen

For many years now there have been problems with recruitment in the UK capital's police force, but until now the London Metropolitan force has always relied on humans for its day-to-day policing.

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Funny story: Britney Spears to Marry a Horse

Britney Spears to Marry a Horse

She dated Justin Timberlake. Then she married her childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander (not the guy who plays George Costanza sadly). Then she divorced him within 24 hours. Then she married retarded 'dancer' Kevin Federline. Then divorced him...

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Funny story: Secret of Blair's Smile Revealed

Secret of Blair's Smile Revealed

Only months before his enforced resignation, Tony Blair's doctor has revealed the secret behind his seemingly permanent grin: opium.

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Funny story: USA Declares War on Itself

USA Declares War on Itself

President George Bush has made a shock declaration of war against the United States of America.

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Funny story: YouTube's top 10

YouTube's top 10

YouTube today published it's 10 most popular videos, based on how many people have viewed them. And it's a surprise for CraaazyGuy, because his hilarious video of him dancing in a funny way while wearing a wig is the number one most viewed cl...

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Funny story: Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

At the University of Tooting in south London, scientists have at last confidently predicted when the Sun will vanish and the world will be plunged into darkness. And the shock is that it's sooner than you think. Are you prepared?...

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Funny story: BNP rebranding 'successful'

BNP rebranding 'successful'

The BNP claim they have successfully rebranded themselves as the New BNP, and are fiercely trying to market themselves in a positive way.

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Funny story: Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

George Bush has launched a radical and controversial new campaign to fight global hunger.

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Funny story: Papa's Got A Brand New Box

Papa's Got A Brand New Box

James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, who tragically died on Christmas Day 2006, is still innovating right up to his funeral.

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Funny story: Apple unveils new product

Apple unveils new product

Apple continue to expand their line of products with their latest offering, the iSock. This revolutionary device has the same ability as the iPod to play any songs from Apple's iTunes website, and also keeps your feet warm.

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Funny story: Protests Over Cartoons

Protests Over Cartoons

Today, there were violent protests throughout the City of London about the depiction of HSBC's profit margin in a cartoon in a Danish newspaper. The protesters asked for the head of HSBC and burned a number of cheque books. Despite three deaths,...

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