Stephen Hawking's cult following

Funny story written by BluntScissors

Saturday, 20 January 2007

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Professor Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking, the world's most famous disabled physicist, has a growing fanbase among today's youth. Sales of his book 'A Brief History Of Time' are at an all time high, and the latest popular fashion accessory is a wheelchair, complete with voicebox.

One young Hawking fan said "Stephen Hawking is like really cool. He talks just like a robot, and he's so hot. I would totally like to do him."

He is especially popular amongst gay men. Many gay nightclubs are now hosting 'Hawking nights' in tribute to the genius, where clubbers dance the night away in their customised wheelchairs.

Professor Hawking has declined to comment, but is said to be writing a full article for Playboy magazine, of which he is an aficionado.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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