Written by BluntScissors

Wednesday, 17 January 2007

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Britney flirts with her horse

She dated Justin Timberlake. Then she married her childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander (not the guy who plays George Costanza sadly). Then she divorced him within 24 hours. Then she married retarded 'dancer' Kevin Federline. Then divorced him too!

Britney's love life could certainly be described as fascinating, although sluttish would be a much more accurate word.

Now Britney has announced she is to marry her favourite horse, Horsey. She said this morning, "He's like totally my favourite horse. If I had to marry a horse, I would like definitely marry Horsey. He's like a horse, but he's almost a lover to me."

Ms Spears refused to comment when asked about whether the pair had had intimate relations.

The marriage will take place in Utah and will be conducted by the Reverend Obadiah Piglover, the head of the Super-reformed Jesus Reform Sheep Church. The church has been chosen as the only one in the US which allows inter-species marriages.

"I sure can't wait to marry that animal. Then I'm gonna ride him all the way home."

Funnily enough, that's what she said before her two previous marriages.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britney Spears

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