There is a man from Pennsylvania out there right now who is minus an appendix, but not his hard-earned savings. He wishes to remain anonymous but says he feels like he just won the lottery. He just found out that the $43,000 hospital bill, of which h...
Daytime television its a nightmare when it comes to the commercial break because your sure to see that ad with Michael Parkinson, or should that be Michael Parker Pen, because he offers you a free parker pen as you long as you give them money till th...
Los Angeles, CA - A top London insurers. perhaps best known for its unusual insurance policies on various body parts of the rich and famous, including Tina Turner's legs, Celine Dion's vocal chords, and burlesque stripper, Tempest Storm's breasts, ha...
An Insurance Company has just announced that they are canceling thousands of home owner policies in Florida. The reason: "Hurricanes are a pre-existing condition in Florida." A spokesman said: "These people knew that hurricanes were a pre-existing...
Every City, U.S.A. - Up until the eighties it was the glory days for smokers. Ash trays on every desk, ash trays outside of elevators, doctors walking through hospitals smoking, planes, trains, buses...it was a thing of beauty. However, nothing t...
A Louisberg resident sold his life insurance policy to the Rob-u-quick Bank last month after seeing the ads on TV targeted to seniors. Mr. T. J. Mc Corkle of Louisburg, NC and his wife of forty-seven years were having a hard time living on their smal...
Insurance companies united today in an effort to soundly defeat Obama's threat to their huge investments by taking over the staging of town hall forums themselves. They have symbolically chosen Nuremberg, Germany as an experiment for their first majo...
In a startling revelation taken from internal memos of a major health insurance company it appears that thousands if not tens of thousands of insured families have been dropped from the companies rolls due to what the companies are calling the "Shit...
Insurance companies are taking decisive action against increasing claims against property damage which, they say, could easily be avoided by not buying 'at risk' properties in the first place. In guidelines published today, the national governing...
A poll of celebrities by ITN has found that over 75% are not sure if they should be using the name Norwich Union or Aviva for the UK's largest insurance company. It follows months of advertising on TV and in newspapers and magazines saying that Norw...
The last major insurance companies have started pulling out of Pakistan. The companies are fed up of people insuring themselves and turning out to be terrorists and suicide bombers blowing themselves up - costing companies billions. The com...
London UK: Alfred Doolittle retired today from his long time facility maintenance and janitorial job at Sliedley Insurance Underwriters of London. "Alfie" as he is known had been with this insurance giant for 25 years. At his retirement party Alf...
Nuclear Behemoths of the deep, HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant were both badly damaged in a deep underwater crash in the middle of the Atlantic, which is expected to cost up to £50 million in repairs. Both captains lost their no claims bonuses and are...
A new website was unveiled today to help shed some light on the glut of comparison websites that allegedly help people to compare the prices of insurance and financial products. Compare-compare.web has been launched to help the public compare betw...
According to research from some insurance company wanting to gain some cheap publicity and get itself in the newspapers because business is bad and they didn't want to pay for their adverts with their bloody nodding dog, red telephone or some idi...
Tempera Re, the latest start-up off-the-peg turnkey multi-line disaster-in-the-making reinsurer, is to commence writing business in London's LUC in the near future, having been granted a licence by the Fiscal Stupidity Authority. According to its...
A Gas Station, America: Recent stats have positioned Berkshire Hathaway, wild company of mostly Warren Buffet's, as the 20th top firm in the world. Their product sector, 'nonlife insurance', has just taken a turn to the d...
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