Written by theDEMOCRAT

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

image for Terrorists make Insurance Companies; ditch pakistan.

The last major insurance companies have started pulling out of Pakistan. The companies are fed up of people insuring themselves and turning out to be terrorists and suicide bombers blowing themselves up - costing companies billions.

The companies have previously tried to stop bombers from insuring themselves, by including clauses stating that "insurance claim voids if client turns out to be a terrorist"
but the move was miserably unsuccessful.

Instead the terrorists these days are making money by betting on which place will be bombed every day and which celebrity gets killed. Interestingly, they to have included a clause stating that "Bet voids if the celebrity himself turns out to be suicide bomber"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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