London - (Green & Unpleasant Land News): It's goodbye and bloody good riddance to all that Illuminati bollox as the UK's flagshit carrier is mothballed for posterity. HMS Ark of the Covenant's RIP sees a host of dodgy Navy blue bloodlines scup...
London - (Artefux): Since the dawn of time the billion year-old amethyst skull has nestled under the foundations of the TV pundit's back side - er...yard! This weekend the London Abasement Company's builders were gobsmacked when a mystery object u...
Have you ever pondered the notion of a supreme being which controls all that exists in the modern world. No, not god. it's the god damn illuminati again. They control the government, that nigger Obama, and even Jay Z. My cat once took a shit outside the litter box whilst at the same time my fridge broke and I'm pretty sure I saw a UFO so who is that? WHO THE HELL IS TO BLAME!?!?!?! Idk. Bu...
Whilst everybody is all too painfully aware, Iceland is without doubt responsible for the volcanic eruption which resulted in the grounding of air traffic in northern Europe, but not too many realise that, in fact, Iceland is ultimately responsible f...
A black out has been temporarily imposed on the Illuminati, a spiritual, secretive conclave some say controls the world behind closed doors and afflicted with closed minds. A recent world wide ban on incandescent lighting has been thought to have...
The secret society which is apparently hell-bent on total global domination by brainwashing, and other nefarious means - the Illumninati (not to be confused with the Illuminati, the real Enlightened Ones led by The One Show's Christine Bleakley, alle...
It all seems to be going a bit bonkers in Turin, home of the Shroud, Juventus, Torino, Fiat and Silvio Berlusconi. Or was that Milan? Anyway, there's been a right bit of argy-bargy between the Illuminati - the enlightened ones who really rule t...
In an amazing development, two representatives of the highly secret organisation known as the Illuminati rolled up at the office of Skoob News requesting that we publish a disclaimer on their behalf, as they feel they are being portrayed unfairly by...
The Illuminati, control the minds of the masses through control of the media, which covers both television and newspapers. Top Illuminati, like Rupert Murdoch, can lead you to believe you live in a nice little fair democracy but at the same time t...
David Icke was once thought of as a complete Nutter after he appeared in the Wogan show in 1991, but a lot of what he said has come to be true and he now fills halls all over the world, with his talks about the state of the planet, aliens, Illuminati...
Rupert The Bear launched a scathing attack on Rupert Murdoch today accusing him of being a top member of the Illuminati or New World Order. If we look at the bare facts Rupert might be right that is Rupert the Bear might be right,that other Rupert wi...
Lord Mandelson the most senior Illuminati member in politics in the UK is to go to a secret Illuminati meeting where it will be decided who is going to win the next General Election. Now you may think that the UK is a Democracy surely the people w...
The Mafia's money is being seized by the Illuminati as the New World Order continue their campaign to take money off every organisation that is not Illuminati controlled. Police in Sicily have seized Mafia assets totalling 1.6 Billion Euros and in...
Mr X has been speaking to a former employee of the pentagon a Whistleblower who prefers to remain anonymous. At a restaurant in New York Mr X was told by the former pentagon employee don't just believe what I have to say without checking it out yourself. The Whistleblower went on to explain that the night before the 911 terrorist incident Donald Rumsfeld announced that 2.3 TRILLION dollars wen...
Mervyn King The Governor of the Bank of England not the darts player has asked the Queen of England to donate half her personal fortune to the Bank Of England otherwise we are all going to go totally broke. The Queen of England and many colonies a...
Peter Mandelson has an amazing 35 cabinet committee posts his influence some would say control over Government decisions is supreme. Undercover reporter Harry Holmes has discovered that Lord Mandelson is a top member of the Illuminati and is know...
The Illuminati - the 'enlightened ones' - the highly secretive organisation of intellectuals and mischief makers has apparently been looking nervously over its collective shoulders following the emergence of an even more powerful and secretive group,...
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