It's Lights Out for Illuminati During Incondescent VS Flourescent Row!

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Sunday, 2 May 2010

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Mysterious Hand of the Illuminati Manipulating a Spotlight on Real News?

A black out has been temporarily imposed on the Illuminati, a spiritual, secretive conclave some say controls the world behind closed doors and afflicted with closed minds.

A recent world wide ban on incandescent lighting has been thought to have flipped the switch on the powerful group, who it is said, were not prepared for the mandate to go 'fluorescent' as imposed by the Council Of Sinister Ministers from the European Union (EU).

As reported by Skoob News, conspiracy theories abound, and a resolution to the complex history and motives of the Illuminati may never be settled, at least in a battle pitting the proper written word against the unruly guttural speech of 'the rabble.'

Outside observers consider the impending contest a war of Reason VS Anarchy, with the outcome, at this point, too close to call.

In the early stages of the contest there is a major concern that all news available is being presented by a 'dim bulb' incapable of shedding proper light into the shadows of the debate.

More If The Sun Comes Out.

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