Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Mr X has been speaking to a former employee of the pentagon a Whistleblower who prefers to remain anonymous. At a restaurant in New York Mr X was told by the former pentagon employee don't just believe what I have to say without checking it out yourself.

The Whistleblower went on to explain that the night before the 911 terrorist incident Donald Rumsfeld announced that 2.3 TRILLION dollars went missing from the pentagon and while the World was confronted by the atrocity of 911 the 2.3 TRILLION dollars was written off it was covered up.

Mr X was told by the informer that he tried to find out what happened to this vast sum of money but was told to shut up he will be made to shut up. The informer believes the money was stolen by the Illuminati who new the 911 incident was going to take place.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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