HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week which suggests that beliefs about interview etiquette may amount to nothing more than wives' tales. How long has it been cool to say, "I think outside the box"? Well, according to Dwi...
With job season just around the corner, the Labor Department is once again reminding job hunters to respect the rights of private property owners in their pursuit of the perfect job. "In the past we have had incidents where job hunters have gone o...
Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...
After years of struggling to find a job, seekers are now learning that the entire process is a game played by Human Resource managers throughout the country. "Employees have played 'Biz Lingo Bingo' for years. This is just our version." explains R...
Workers at the Sana'a office of the Yemen Government Tourism Agency were surprised today by rampant rumors of layoffs. "Nothing has prepared us for this sudden change of plans," explained Hasna from behind the reception desk. "We had just start...
Gus Adams, recently hired at the new Assisted Living facility in Arlen, TX, has expressed concern that the job may not suit him. Adams, who works the night shift as a security officer, says that he is forced to listen to loud sexual encounters amo...
To get a little extra cash, I decided to take on a sales job at night - right after my usual nine to five gig. I wanted to buy this girl a ring with a jewel in it. To be quite honest, I wanted to steal a nice ring with a jewel in it. I figured the best way to do this would be to get a jeweler's sales job. So I applied at several stores and after a month passed, Swearingen & Acme Jewelry Re...
"I'm working 70 hours a week and have no time to work out, yet my worthless, unemployed neighbor looks like Mr. Universe. It's not fair," grumbled 36-year-old electrical engineer Angus Pasternak. "Ever since he was laid off, he does nothing but jog...
According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs! This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl…
People in the public were surprised to hear that Olivia Black was fired by a pawn shop after racy photos of her surfaced online. 'Pawn Stars' shop runs a reality television show on the History Channel. Olivia Black's employment record for '...
A woman, who recently escaped from the Central New York Psychiatric Center while being detained, is roaming the rich neighborhoods in the Upper West Side looking for a job as a nanny. A New York City police officer reports that she is using the na...
Kevin Smalley, 48, a clerk at Natleys Bank has been dismissed from his job after a senior manager discovered that he had lent £10 to a fellow employee. The reciprocant of the loan, Wendy Smidgin, a sales counter assistant at the same branch, had m...
David Cameron announced to the House of Commons yesterday the Tories latest plan to ensure that it always pays to work. 'Too many people on benefits see it as a free lunch,' said the Prime Minister. As of Friday, Jobseeker's Allowance will be paid in...
Washington DC: President Obama has issued an executive order that all US civilian federal employees (civil service, political appointees, elected officials) and military personnel must become monastic (male and female monks) to retain their jobs.
Employment has been found to be buttock-clenchingly monotonous, a new study suggests. Last week many in employment noted that work is as dull as reading a Brontë book; this is in fact one definition of the term. Now a new study has been published showing that the things we do to earn money, is never the thing we want to do. What is surprising is that while work has been piling up and gett...
The top 100 companies in America Have funded a Human Resource project looking at strategies for increasing personal income. Although there may be apparently good reasons to ask your boss for a raise, he or she may not always agree with you. Economics professor Hugh R. Fyred explains the top ten worst reasons you can give for a raise. 10. My Wife Wants a New Swimming Pool Your boss's spouse...
A new government jobs creation scheme is to be brought in this April. From April all current back-to-work schemes will be gradually phased out. Announcing the new scheme today Prime Minister David Cameron said he fully expects it to create millions o...
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