Spoof Political Correspondent Phani Tikkla has been handed a file through Whitehall sources stating that UK Prime Minister David Cameron has joined the successful boy band 'One Direction' in a last bid attempt to woo younger voters into the Tory Part...
In a surprise move last night; Prime Minister David Cameron launched the Tory Party's new voter campaign 'Oy! Vote for us!' aimed specifically at the Nation's more than 25.000 club-bouncers. When asked about the reasoning for this highly specific tar...
16 piece brass band, 'The Ed Miller Band' has commenced court proceedings against the Labour Party to recoup financial losses which they attribute to an association with Labour leader and Wallace and Grommit stunt double Ed Miliband. Band founder...
First it was a squabble over who hadn't flushed the toilet, then disagreements over what sort of coffee to buy and unimportant stuff like House of Lords reform. Now the coalition government is at odds over whose turn it is to wash the pots. Th...
David Millibond admitted yesterday that he had got immigration totally wrong. In a frank admission the Minister described how he had allowed thousands of illegal immigrants into the country. "I should not have advertised my birthday party on Faceb...
London - Aides of London Mayor wannabe Ken Livingstone were staying silent as news of his paternity of the Labour leader broke today. Apparently a late 1960s fling with a 'deranged alcoholic slag' saw 'Ed' spawned in the back of a London potting s...
A new website www.grannies.web has been launched. And no; it's not a porn site featuring the old women from Derby. It's a website that is full of old timey things that will keep old people entertained for hours. Then again if they've got dementia it might keep them occupied for months. Back and to the Left news went on the site to find out what all the news was about. And just to be clear this...
Ed Miliband was on his way to a NHS rally to give his support to these very important causes; nurses pay, bad conditions, closing NHS hospitals, etc. Ed was also not feeling well himself that day, but still he managed to rally up enough strength. He...
The most ingenious computer hacker in the history of the world has tonight been revealed as a political figure who strikes fear at the heart of all Tories, and laughs in the face of the Lib Dems. Yes, that's right, Sabu has been revealed as Ed M...
The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders. Milipede has branched out into acting t...
Up to now, the political world was only aware of two Millibands, Ed and David, one the leader of the British Labour Party, the other, not the leader of the Brritish Labour Party. The rest of the family have always stayed firmly in the background.
Television viewers were overjoyed last night when a sex scene appeared in the background during a boring news debate. A naked blonde woman could be seen on a studio TV screen as Ed Milipede's leadership of the Labour Party was debated on McScottis...
Fearne Cotton, great-great-great-grand-great-daughter of veteran BBC boss Bilbo Cotton-Socks was today announced as the new presenter of the BBC radio bore brekky proggy, The Noday Show. It is thought 'aunty' removed 127 year old Humphrey Johns fr...
Labour party leader Ed Millipede was today called 'pug ugly' by presenter Humphrey Johns on the Noday show on Radio Bore. Millipede has struggled to win approval in opinion polls recently, gaining only 20% in mori polls, less than deputy clown min...
A school teacher came forward today to claim that Diane Abbott made a controversial remark when he was her school teacher. Alf Starling, now a retired headmaster, used to teach Diane Abbott when she was a child growing up in Worthing. But her scho...
The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up. Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs",...
Tony Blair has taken time off from his search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and solving the problems of Israel to put in a word to help Labour Leader Ed Miliband, who is not so popular as Tony was. In a statement Blair said Miliband was...
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