Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 29 March 2012

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The Labour leader gets his dark, psychotic looks from his bonkers birth Mum

London - Aides of London Mayor wannabe Ken Livingstone were staying silent as news of his paternity of the Labour leader broke today.

Apparently a late 1960s fling with a 'deranged alcoholic slag' saw 'Ed' spawned in the back of a London potting shed before being hurriedly shoehorned into the Miliband family.

The deception was uncovered after some papers at the UN National Poisons Unit - which tests for DNA matches among controversial Brit 'hybrids' - found a direct hit with the Livingstone genome.

A cursory glance at the rescued documents paints a damning picture of the whole sorry saga including MI5 dossiers calling the 'mother' a KGB plant.

"She's been in and out of loony bins, rehabs and various secure facilities," a QM-NewsCorpse source said today.

"You'd have to be bonkers to enter into such as sordid arrangement and hope to keep it under wraps for over 40 years."

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