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Funny story: Transit system seeks new image

Transit system seeks new image

In an effort to raise public transit use in response to rising gas prices and global warming concern, the U.S. department of transportation is looking to the public for ideas on changing the image given to those who use it.

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Funny story: Rapid Transit Line Completed

Rapid Transit Line Completed

Cheyenne WY, July 1, 2050: Today the Governor of Wyoming officially opened the last remaining section of the Wyoming Area Intrastate Public Transit Initiative (WAPITI) subway system.

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Funny story: New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

The recently announced government committee to look into future power for the railways - The Solar Panel - headed by Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly, is to receive major sponsorship from the opticians' British Ophthalmic Anaesthesia Society.

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Funny story: Butterfield Overland Stage Coaches to Operate Again

Butterfield Overland Stage Coaches to Operate Again

Los Angeles CA: Ms. Alice Butterfield a lineal descendant of John Butterfield announced today that daily coach service between Los Angeles and Las Vegas will be reinstituted. Contracts have been signed with the major Las Vegas gaming establishments t...

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Funny story: Away with the faries on public transport

Away with the faries on public transport

This morning's journey to work via First Bus was a definite out of body experience.

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Funny story: Motorists to become biofuel

Motorists to become biofuel

With the recent spate of government legislation aimed at innocent hardworking motorists, TheSpoof.com has uncovered top secret plans to turn motorists into fuel. Utilising a Roman method of execution, "Decimation" is to be implemented on the roads...

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Funny story: United NAFTA Job Export Drive Announced

United NAFTA Job Export Drive Announced

The bipartisan American Jobs Export Foundation announced its annual United NAFTA Job Export Drive today.

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Funny story: Asians More Likely To Ride Scooters - Report

Asians More Likely To Ride Scooters - Report

Asians, and particularly Indians, are more likely to be scooter riders, says a new government report out today.

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Funny story: Female politicians should try other forms of transport

Female politicians should try other forms of transport

Why is bicycle-riding limited to male politicians in Britain? Why don't female politicians arrive at work using something less conventional than the bus, a taxi or the train?...

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Funny story: Bollywood Device Becomes New Transportation Mode

Bollywood Device Becomes New Transportation Mode

New Delco, India (IP) - A blimp like device used in a recent Bollywood movie has gone into full scale production and has become the latest craze in transportation.

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Funny story: Fat commuters banned from underground

Fat commuters banned from underground

In a radical move, London Underground have announced they will ban chubby commuters from boarding their trains.

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Funny story: Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

A new way to fight congestion has been discovered in Transport for London - The Way Forward. There are a number of new and far reaching ideas for congestion solution in London. These include congestion charging for aircraft going over London's ai...

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Funny story: MP in call for Speed Camera "Cull"

MP in call for Speed Camera "Cull"

London, Monday - Conservative MP, and shadow Transport secretary, Cameron David has called for a "cull" of speed cameras on UK roads following figures released on Monday morning.

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Funny story: Buses To Run On Time

Buses To Run On Time

Transport Minister, Tony McNulty has today announced radical new targets for all forms of public transport to run on time.

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Funny story: Doctor Who unveils new TARDIS

Doctor Who unveils new TARDIS

Doctor Who, famous Time Lord and owner of 300 Millets scarves, revealed his newest form of transport today, using a shiny brand-spanking-new TARDIS device.

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