Following all BBC Network protocols as well as a binding agreement with the Top Gear franchise not to reveal his identity, the new Stig, a regular test driver on the UK automobile enthusiast show, was shockingly confirmed to be from the Motor City.
The UK TV watchdog Ofcom has given popular BBC television programme "Top Gear" their permission and blessings to insult the Mexicans. However, the Mexican-insulting contract from the BBC failed to mention the other conditions connected with this p...
Jeremy Clarkson, cheeky chappy, feels he's being "Tiger Wooded" by several people claiming to have seen him going "full throttle" in public with several "bimbo beauties" all over the world who just love laying across his bonnet? Obviously Jeremy i...
The BBC's Comic Relief co-ordinator Ned Roseday has made a pledge that if enough people donate to their fundraising appeal he will force Jeremy Clarkson to re-enact a scene from the film Black Swan in full costume. "It's a little known clause in h...
Aging schoolboy and petrol head Jeremy Clarkson who presents BBC's 'Top Gear' programme featuring cars no ordinary bloke can afford has been offered a contract by French tyre manufacturer Michelin to promote the brand in Britain. Initially, Clarkson, who likes his food, thought it was for a rôle also as a restaurant critic for their popular guides. i.e. a free lunch. Thus he would get to drive...
The BBC has been inundated by hundreds of complaints from an irate lazy, feckless, flatulent man after Top Gear presenter Richard 'Hamster' Hammond compared him to Mexicans. Gary Coogan, a 36 year old unemployed man from Croydon has demanded an ap...
How can three wealthy, successful, well-educated men descend to such a level? Humour is not funny if it is making fun of a country which is poorer than ours. It is horrible how boorish, racist bully Clarkson and May used racial stereotypes to make fun of Mexico. The Top Gear presenters said that Mexicans were 'lazy' and 'flatulent' and they even said the Mexican Ambassador was probably asleep i...
The BBC has apologised over descriptions one of its trailers made in relation to the Top Gear TV programme. The segment characterised the show as "witty, informative and a must for all motoring fans". In an announcement made last night at 21.00...
Outspoken Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson and his team have been accused of blatant racism by the Mexican Ambassador in London. In one of their shows they decided to "chilly-hot-up" relations between London and Mexico by offering their general...
The Mexican ambassador has decided to write to the BBC Top Gear program following Sunday's comments and we have the actual letter. It was received by executives just yesterday however here is a copy;- Hey Gringos, On Sunday I am told you make fun of our Mexican ways, our food and our stay awake times, but let me tell you Gringos you are being very wrong. Since I work in UK I taste your c...
London - (Madre de Dios!): His Excellency Eduardo Medina-Mora Icazais is mightily pissed. A UK TV show's belittling of the legendary Mexican motor car industry has left him shouldering the nation's hurt. The 30 January broadcast carried some pr...
James May is refusing to wash or have his hair cut for fear of disturbing a pair of rare green Vietnamese three toed beetles nesting therein. Presumably caught during his last visit to the country, for reasons he refuses to discuss. The presenter...
Non related Comedians Alan and Jimmy Carr are said to be in talks to take over the hosting of popular show Top Gear. A spokesman told me: 'We are desperately trying to save money, and appeal to new audiences for all of our shows. We are intereste...
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will return for a new series of Top Gear in the New Year, but the popular motoring magazine show will be the subject of severe budget cuts. "We will not be replacing the Stig," said show producer Morr...
Set to premiere next month on basic cable in the U.S., the Americanized version of the hit British series Top Gear, will feature three new hosts and slightly different format best suited for the American automobile consumer market. The theme seems...
Scientists working on the Large Hardon collider got a surprise when their machine created a wormhole that allowed a full days worth of the television channel Dave to come through. "We were very shocked," said Hardon engineer, Ben Downes. "Our TV s...
First there was the meatkini, then there was the meat dress, now Lady Gaga has come up trumps with a freshly, flesh formed, fashionable fedora. The meat helmet. The pop songbird will be showing everyone her meaty helmet in a new video and also...
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