Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

image for Top Gear crew hate Mexican cars and Mexican food but love tequila!
Jeremy gets Top Gear into a massive "Mexican Jam"!

Outspoken Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson and his team have been accused of blatant racism by the Mexican Ambassador in London.

In one of their shows they decided to "chilly-hot-up" relations between London and Mexico by offering their general opinions about Mexico, here they are:

Mexican cars are just like their food, slow, fatty, make a lot of combustial noises, cause pollution (especially after over-dosing on chilly beans) and are generally pretty tasteless.

Also Jeremy made rude comments about Mexican food: It's too hot and spicy, it makes you fart constantly (always plenty of beans) and is sure to give you a wicked dose of indigestion (only curable with a bottle of tequila).

Now Jeremy Clarkson is well known for his "cutting-edge" humour, English charm and efforts to bridge the gap between them (foreigners) and us (Brits), but generally fails miserably.

His programme, Top Gear, which is also an extremely piece of tasteless, combustible consumption, is filled with a lot of very "hot air" that stinks, (too many chilly beans), tedious interviews and races with boring superstars (similar to a dried-up, un-swallowable chewy, Mexican tortilla).

Him and his mates love racing around the world with their big "mens toys" attempting feebly to be fabulously funny, which actually gives intelligent people a wicked dose of indigestion (get the analogy?) and is only curable by a double whammy of Mexican tequila which helps the bowels excrete rapidly!

The writer of this Spoof actually attempted to think of a British made car whilst writing? Maybe that's just as bad a joke as Jeremy & Co!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mexico, Top Gear

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