Gloria Stuart, the actress who was the oldest surviving passenger on the Titanic, has died at her Los Angeles home, aged exactly 100. She died in her sleep, and not, it must be stressed, by drowning. Stuart looked older than her years, however, pl...
A new book being published this week says that the RMS Titanic, the largest ocean liner of its era, was sunk not by an iceberg but by a controlled demolition. The book, "Titanic Cover-Up: The Century Long Cover-up of The Twentieth Century's Greatest...
Claims made in a new book have, finally, shed light on the sequence of events which lead to the loss of the Titanic and 1,517 souls. The book, 'Port, You Dozey Fucker, Port: The Loss Of The Titanic', reveals secrets which have remained buried for...
Nearly a hundred years after the infamous sinking of the Titanic (and over a decade since Leonardo DiCaprio also sank on it), historians have finally uncovered the REAL reason why the Titanic sank. A team of expert divers recently discovered the E...
The crew out to film the Titanic at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean had to scramble this past week but it wasn't over an iceberg, but a hurricane. After some great photography was completed, that will continue once Hurricane Danielle stops sendin...
Following the runaway success of James Cameron's 'Titanic' which saw Leonardo DiCaprio slowly sinking into the icy waters of the north Atlantic, and the somewhat less spectacular success of 'Titanic II' (similar to the first one, but with bargain bas...
The Spoof is pleased to bring to you three film sequels that spent time in the pipelines but never managed to materialise... Titanic 2 Plot Jack was last seen slipping beneath the waves at the end of the first film. However, in the sequel, it would be revealed that Jack washed up on an iceberg where he survived for two weeks. After being picked up by a fishing boat and taken (finally) to...
HOG JAW, Arkansas - Well the 1997 disaster movie The Titanic has finally made its way down to Hog Jaw, Arkansas. Hog Jaw Mayor Humphrey Dumpty stated that the reason that he did not allow Elmer Fiddlefaddle, owner of the Cornbread Movie House, to...
James Cameron, not resting after the film success of 'Avatar', has written another surefire blockbuster in Titanic II. Always driven, Cameron decided after the grueling filming of Avatar to do something fun. And fun for him is to write a screenpl...
Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies next month. Celine says she is expecting the resul...
LONDON - Noted Italian producer Bellanino Terrabini has announced that he will begin filming on his latest ocean going epic, Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg? in late May. Terrabini says that he is really looking forward to working with one of the...
PETALUMA, California - One of the Disney Channels most popular singer/actresses Brenda Song has signed to appear in the oceanic film Titanic 2 - Please Pass The Iceberg Lettuce." The 21-year-old Song will join Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett,...
North Atlantic, Atlantic Ocean - Rose DeWitt Bukate, a prostitute who sadly escaped death on the Titanic, was played by Kate Winslet over ten years ago. It is unknown why so many still regard her character as "sweet" or "innocent". "We picked Kat...
Word is that the sequel to the mega-successful 1998 blockbuster Titanic is going to be filmed in late 2011 and hit theatres sometime in 2013. Everybody is talking about Titanic 2. Director Woody Allen recently appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show an...
A long held conspiracy theory regarding the sinking of the Titanic was dispelled yesterday when a submersible took underwater photographs of the Titanic on the sea bed. It had long been thought that the iceberg was not responsible for the sinking...
Gordonov Brown was nine when the S.S. Labour Party sank after hitting a blairberg in 1997, and the disaster resulted in the deaths of hundreds of its crew, largely due to a lack of policies. Mr Brown, who remembered nothing of the fateful accident in...
Halifax, Nova Scotia-Ninety-seven years after the R.M.S. Titanic was struck by an iceberg in the north Atlantic Ocean, sinking the ship and killing 1,527 passengers, the massive frozen "island" still roams free today. On the night of April 14, 1912 t...
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