A local man, who smokes too much, frequently drinks himself into oblivion, or at the very least so that he can't talk properly, today related that he is having the time of his life on honeymoon with his gay partner. Martin Shuttlecock, of Shuttlec...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was left literally reeling today, after a book signing for the phenomenally best selling 'The Dorking Review' went horrendously awry. Arriving home after a lengthy session in the pub, Shuttlecock sat down in front of...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today confirmed that he has been approached by a BBC producer, with an offer of a leading role in upcoming BBC sitcom, 'The Site.' It's thought that a handful of rather crap appearances on the upload yourself website pro...
The following emails about The Dorking Review, that much revered literary extravaganza, were received at the offices of Martin Shuttlecock, PR guru, media mogul, and aspiring train driver. It isn't really an office at all. It's just his front room. From paranoidandroid: It isn't a proper book. You stapled sheets that you'd printed off your computer, onto the cover of a proper book. To make i...
A new book that has divided literary experts in the UK has been banned from school and library shelves in Hog Jaw county, Arkansas, USA. Top academics at the Oxford, Cambridge and Hounslow universities have been slinging mud at each other over th...
A leafy west London suburb was once again clearing up and counting the costs after a night of violence, believed to have been sparked by the now infamous book The Dorking Review. The trouble began after previously unknown internet comic genius Mar...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was cruelly smacked down by fame this evening. Shuttlecock, who posted his first You Tube upload in order to publicise a book, penned by fellow The Spoof writers, entitled 'The Dorking Review' revealed that the prospect...
Dear Editor, I must admit to becoming vaguely disturbed by a recent trend in your esteemed publication - that of the blatant self-publicising cadre of crap writers, who appear to be allowed to shamelessly promote their, quite frankly, shitty product without fear of censure. I found myself misled by this relentless barrage of propoganda, and ordered the book from Amazon. 'The Dorking Review' was...
Gary Hoadley, today lifted the lid on the tantrums, fights, wild drinking sessions and drug fuelled parties that plagued the creation of this world renowned book. PARA Speaking exclusively to The Spoof, The Sun, Daily Mail, The Mirror, but not the Guardian, Hoadley opens his heart, and reveals why he almost never made the final press. How did this book come about? Gary: I was in the public...
Sales of the international Breast Seller, the Dorking Review, have skyrocketed after a review for the book in the The Times confused the editor, Gary Moore, with the now deceased rock guitarist Gary Moore. "It is quite embarrassing," said Times re...
It has been reported that Britain's spy service, better known as MI6 has seized a number of copies of the satirical book: The Dorking Review This action has been taken following 'high level' pressure from members of the government's 'Public Order'...
A strange new book, entitled 'The Dorking Review' may not be taking the world by storm, but it's going down a bomb in Worthing...and, surprisingly enough, Dorking. Booksellers and librarians in the aforementioned towns report receiving orders and...
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS - Outraged Mayor of Hog Jaw, Anthony Xavier Swingerton, has, according to reports, scheduled a public burning of the nearly best-selling book 'THE DORKING REVIEW' - calling the book "an abomination in the face of the eyes of the man...
In a controversial move that is sure to arouse fierce opposition, Dorking Council have passed a motion to ban a millennia-old folk tradition amongst the inhabitants of the genteel Surrey town. "We'll take this outrageous decision to the European C...
Barely 50 years after the USSR and USA first put a human into space, the UK yesterday finally achieved the same giant leap in rocket technology - when 97 year old Edith Pickles became the first British astronaut put into permanent orbit by a wholly B...
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