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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Dr. Phil, the famous TV psychologist, was taken away in a police car today from his studio after a team of top-notch psychiatrists diagnosed him with the little known but quite prevalent psychiatric disorder of schadenfreude, or taking pleasure in th...

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Funny story: Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Broek Henderson reporting for GNN News desk from the FOX Presidential Debate in Orlando Florida.

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Funny story: New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...

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Funny story: Psychiatrists Will Attempt to Change Light Bulb

Psychiatrists Will Attempt to Change Light Bulb

Belleview, New York (IP) - Psychiatrists at this famous psychiatric hospital will attempt to change a light bulb.

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Funny story: Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. T...

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Funny story: American Psychiatric Association and Scientologists Announce Merger

American Psychiatric Association and Scientologists Announce Merger

In a move that surprised many, the American Psychiatric Association and the Church of Scientology announced today that they are merging.

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Funny story: Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

A man from Bognor Regis in Scotland is at the end of his tether, for try as he might, he just can't seem to shake his chronic depression.

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Funny story: California child molestation specialist accused of psychiatry

California child molestation specialist accused of psychiatry

California - (Disaster Press): An accomplished California child molestor and former president of the American National Academy of Child and Adolescent Molestation has been arrested amid allegations he once claimed to be a noted psychiatrist and psych...

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Funny story: The Truth About W from Lil Bro

The Truth About W from Lil Bro

When Jeb Bush considers how many reporters, political scientists, sociologists and psychiatrists have asked him the 'W' question, he just loses count. Well, now that big bro has shot his wad, lil' bro spills the beans.

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Funny story: New Mental Disorder Found in Psychiatrists

New Mental Disorder Found in Psychiatrists

Most mental disorders are found "by" psychiatrists. In an interesting revelation, a team at New York City's Ronald Reagan Centre for Liberal Culture has detected a new disorder "in" psychiatrists. The disorder, known as FHS, or Failure to Help Syndro...

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Funny story: Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

The North Dakota chapter of Citizens for Common Sense today issued a call to action in hopes to curb the rampant suicide in the psychiatric industry. An alarming study has conclusively shown that psychiatrists have more than double the suicide rate o...

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