Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses Bernie Sanders for 2016. Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting Be...
CHARLOTTESVILLE VA (ABSNN) - Playboy magazine released its annual list of the Nation's Top Ten Party Schools. The University of Virginia took top honors beating out such famous Animal Houses as University of Southern California, Los Angeles (2); the...
Silvio Berlusconi, the disgraced former Prime Minister of Italy, recently supplanted by Mario Monti, has quit politics altogether and been granted a Playboy Franchise by Hugh Hefner. "Silvio is an ideal person to run the Italian Playboy Franchise,...
LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for NBC has stated that the network really hated cancelling the new show the Playboy Club but added that the viewership was extremely low. Chandler Chillmill, the NBC spokesperson noted that the shows premier only attr...
LOS ANGELES - Producers, actors, crew members, hair stylists, and fake Playboy bunnies were all stunned as the highly-touted and extremely publicized new show The Playboy Club has just had the dubious distinction of being the very first casualty of t...
In a daring move to smoke out Gadaffi, who since the fall of Tripoli has gone into hiding, the new government of Libya has accepted help from the Playboy Mansions and the generosity of its owner Hugh Hefner. 100 Playboys Bunnies are currently mak...
HOLMBY HILLS - Crystal Harris The 25-year-old Playboy Playmate that would have become the latest Mrs. Hugh Hefner has come out revealing some extremely intimate bedroom facts that she says are true and which Hefner says are lies flowing from the mout...
During Crystal Harris's recent appearance on the Howard Stern Show, the former playmate and soft porn mogul girlfriend spoke openly about her former 85 year old boyfriend and his proclivity for rapid response to stimulation. "He lasted two secon...
LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner said that it was not a good week for him, what with getting dumped by his fiancee and all, so he went out and did something to lift up his spirits. He decided to purchase the NBA Los Angeles Clippers. He called up team ow...
HOLMLY HILLS - Well it was billed as America's Biggest Wedding of The Year. But Crystal Harris, the fiancée of the Playboy mogul has unceremoniously dumped the Playboy relic. And the wedding was to have taken place this Saturday at the famous Play...
For those of us who found a brace of semi-moist Playboy magazines inexplicably stashed in the woods near their home -- and spontaneously gummed up their Underoos with Tween-Jizz before they got home, looking at at Playboy magazine in its 57th year of...
29-year old Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah, youngest wife of Osama Bin Laden, who was injured trying during the assassination of her lord and master, has announced that she will appear in next September's Playboy Magazine as the Playmate of the Month. Am...
New York - As aging, tottering Playboy magazine drags its way into the 21st century, Hef's two sons are poised to take over from where dear old dad left off. However, they realize things have to change to keep up with the times. "We're like, yo...
HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, who at 84 years of age, shows no visible signs of slowing down in the bedroom department has just instructed his personal assistant, Luxina Fitzinwell, to contact Pippa Middleton and offer to fly her out to California so t...
HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner who is a big fan of the reality show Dancing With The Stars recently revealed to his maid that watching his ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson's last sexy dance performance made him realize exactly how much he misses her. A...
HOLMBY HILLS - Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner, who is soon to leave the ranks of bachelorhood, recently threw a big party bash in honor of Demi Lovato at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills. Hefner said that he greatly admired young Lovato for the way...
Hugh Hefner recovering from a hernia operation in a private clinic in LA has announced the forthcoming publication of "Stop It!" a book, written by the publishing guru himself and based largely on his own life. So, writes Lance Godbolt of The Vagina Observer. "It is more than a biography," explained Hefner. "It is largely, and very largely at that, a scientific investigation into human sexual...
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