LAS VEGAS - The winner of the 2010 Miss USA is Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih [pronounced: FUK-Ing]. The native of Arabia beat out 48 other American girls for the coveted title of Donald Trump's pageant. One of the judges, Minnesota Vikings quarterback...
"Just trying to help a guy down on his luck". The state of Montana said today that it will be taking in the fellow state of Michigan which has gone through a devastating economic downturn. Michigan fell behind on its bills last year and then suf...
Standish MI: A maximum security prison in this city was under consideration to house the Guantanamo detainees, instead of the federal prison located in Fort Leavenworth KN. Michigan's governor and some members of the state's congressional delegati...
STANDISH, Michigan - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the mayor of Standish, Michigan Darnisha Woolcutter that the United States government will be transferring some Al-Qaeda and Taliban prisoners from the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to The H...
(Washington) President Obama announced yesterday massive road construction planned nationwide enlisting aid from thousands of unemployed people. The "Pot Hole Brigade" as they've been dubbed are excited to be back working again. Finding employm...
Detroit - (AP) Michigan voters joined 12 other states last night in approving the use of marijuana for medical reasons. Passed by a 3 to 1 margin, advocates said after a lengthy battle with the state's anti-marijuana faction, that it's "HIGH" tim...
Dateline: Milwaukee, Wisconsin. - Unprepared for impact by a circling low pressure storm previously centered over Alaska, the Northern United States will encounter record low temperatures as the Arctic blast passes over Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michi...
In a bold attempt to jump start the Michigan economy, chief Madam, Governor Jennifer Granholm has thrust a new proposal into congress suggestively guiding the legislative body towards the legalization of prostitution. Entering it quickly in the hal...
After more than 20 years of being a viable career option for many booger-eating, geeky, social outcasts, the professionals who have chosen to work in the field of Information Technology are now as much of a unemployed commodity as their engineering b...
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP)-Rich Rodriguez walked off the field as a winner for the first time at Michigan. Not that he was in a particularly victorious mood. Brandon Minor's 15-yard touchdown run with 8:12 to go finally put away Miami of Ohio, helping...
Now that the Democratic Party Primary Election season is almost over, Howard Dean and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) has settled the disenfranchisement fiasco of voters in Florida and Michigan, an almost unified Democratic Party is moving forward to the August 2008 convention in Denver Colorado. New Democratic Party bumper stickers have been seen around Washington DC.
Washington, DC - Outraged Republican Party officials denounced the compromise reached today by the Democratic Party Rules Committee, seating 50% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida even though those states had violated party rules.
An Arbor, Michigan - Not to belittle Appalachian State's accomplishment last week in upsetting the highly touted Michigan Wolverines, but the Oregon Ducks would like a vote for "Humiliating" the Wolverines. Actually they spanked them si...
Detroit, Michigan-The recent life-switch of newly re-elected New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Cleveland Cavaliers Forward Drew Gooden proved only fruitful for Nagin Sunday, as the Cavaliers were eliminated from their game seven NBA playoff series with...
Detroit, Michigan and the Open Road ---Lee Iacocca , his entire family, and Snoop Doggy Dogg, and whomever he is chilling with today, want you to buy a Chrysler Plymouth car so you can enjoy a smooth ride in a smooth car.
Detroit, Michigan - Scientists have created a new hybrid car that runs, for the most part, on the fumes emitted when human beings lie or bullshit.
FLINT, MICHIGAN-- Shock and overall disbelief were felt here today in Flint, Michigan when Michael Moore announced that he would be running as an Independent candidate in the 2004 Presidential Election. Michael Moore stated that he has become increa...
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