In a significant blow to The President Of The United States' ego, Michelle Obama proudly told a meeting of women C.E.Os that she always assembled furniture kits, as her husband had not got any patience and never read the directions. "He is absolutely...
Washington D.C. - President Obama today revealed he has decided to embark on a two-and-a-half year long vacation, and return to his job one day before his second term expires - just to tie up any loose ends before leaving office. The annou...
San Francisco - First Lady Michelle Obama has unveiled her latest plans for getting the nation to adopt her healthy eating guidelines and this one might hurt a bit. After tackling the country's school lunch program and transforming it into a train...
New York City - Warner Bros. studio has announced plans to make a new movie called 'The Splurge' after the success of 'The Purge' films. But not everyone is happy about the idea. 'The Splurge' is about a 12-hour period one night each year when...
Washington D.C. - After the release of the top-selling book by Ed Klein, "Blood Feud," Michelle Obama has come forward to clear the air about reported animosity between America's two royal families - The Obamas and the Clintons. "There never was a...
Washington D.C. - Next month, after a grueling schedule of signing executive orders, President Obama and his family will take a two week vacation to the dilapidated ruins of Martha's Vineyard, Mass., for some much needed rest. The president's...
Minneapolis - While it's not exactly a "Remember the Alamo!" battle cry, First Lady Michelle Obama is screeching that she will defend her signature school lunch program 'til the bitter end.' Ironically, this is how a majority of Americans view...
FLOTUS Michelle Obama started a controversy when she published a picture of herself, with her trademark pout indicating displeasure, and holding a sign which read #bringbackourgirls. She was showing her support for the kidnapped Nigerian girls, unfo...
New Brunswick, NJ - Smiling, and without a care in the world, FLOTUS showed up at Rutgers University today to unveil a brand new academic program she is credited with creating, in conjunction with the Board of Regents, that should be a hit with t...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama. Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - There is no one who is more devoted to President Obama than his vice-president Joe Biden. As Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine mentioned in a story some months back the two have become "Burger Buddies" taking quick t...
Washington DC - He's hopping mad at White House chefs for messing up the mayo in the staff canteen's breakfast snack served sunny side up on Michelle's orders. A slimline, eco-friendly organic slime has replaced the traditional 100-calorie-a-pop...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the world's top professional tennis pros, Maria Sharapova, has agreed to play the president of the United States in a benefit tennis match. The match will take place in the summer at The Dr. Renee Richards Tennis Courts i...
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Saying that she has kept quiet long enough, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has told the world press that Michelle Obama really needs to stop being so darn jealous of her husband's political relationship with her.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A lot of American taxpayers are very upset with First Lady Michelle Obama's plans for the United States Capitol Building. According to American Spotlight Magazine, Mrs. Obama has decided that she wants to have the capitol buildi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax said that The First Annual White House Pinata Party was a huge success. The party was the brainchild of Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian presidential advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Lo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...
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