Texas Governor Rick Perry said today that, if elected President, he would put in motion a secession plan for the nation's capitol, Washington, D.C. The recently announced presidential candidate hinted several years ago that Texas could secede should...
Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has set the brackets for the 2012 nominating convention to be held in Tampa, Florida, starting in August 2012. Top seed is Mitt Romney, despite the fact that his political history reads like a...
MINNESOTA - In what has been dubbed the most disappointing political campaign narrative out of the rank and file presidential hopefuls, Sarah Palin made an effort to interrupt her new reality show, "Bristol's not the boss," and give Michele Bachmann...
CODY, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped off in Cody, Nebraska, the home of Aunt Agatha's Diet Cornbread. Bachmann spoke at the local high school's parking lot before a crowd estimated to be in the vicinity of...
Las Vegas, Circ Du So lei set the stage For the Republican's debate to the tune of Send in the Clowns. Michelle Bachman, wearing her flying nun outfit, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and the rest of the candidates all flew in by wires over the aud...
LAS VEGAS - The latest GOP presidential candidate debate looked more like a WWF wrestling cage match without the cage than a civilized political debate. Mitt Romney did not like Rick Perry revealing that he (Old Mittens) had hired 17 illegal alien...
Michelle Bachmann joined the other Republican presidential candidates today in condemning Obama for the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi. "Do you know how hard it is to find good kowtowing dictators?" said Bachmann, echoing the sentiment...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has stated that she has just about gotten used to the fact that she will not be running in the 2012 GOP presidential race. Palin, recently sat down with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater, and talked about 201...
WHEREEVER HE LIVES - Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum has been beyond frustrated that his intention to run for P.O.T.U.S. has not been taken serious enough. Recent statistics show that all Republican primary presidential candidates...
BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: Today, on one of the most watched Sunday political new's shows, Texas Governor Rick Perry, when asked if he had any comment regarding Michelle Bachmann's description of him being a "redneck Republican," he replied: "Despite...
MUNCIE, Indiana - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Muncie where she spoke in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor. Bachmann was asked by GOPicky Magazine how she felt she did in the last GOP debate. She giggle...
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga was in Brooklyn visiting an old high school friend when she was interviewed by Carolina Chipotle a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle asked her about the recent rumor that apparently started in Illinois which is...
GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann announced today that she has "indisputable proof" that co-candidate Mitch Romney is gay. "Just look at that hair," she said, "and those teeth. Nobody looks that good unless they're either a movie star o...
At a press conference this afternoon, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie put the final nail in the coffin that he had put the final nail in last week by declaring he was not running for President of the Unites States. Reporters, like horny college...
Big Bluff, Minnesota - If Michele Bachmann is elected president, "America" would become "Occupant," and the nation's economic woes would disappear, according to an announcement issued today by the Republican contender's campaign. The name change i...
DETROIT - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour rolled into the Motor City where she hopes to pick up some votes from unemployed auto workers who wouldn't mind having a female president. As she spoke to a crowd of fourteen (14) tha...
It's hard to be funny when you can't take what people say, manipulate the words a bit, and then make the people sound like asses. Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann take the manipulating out of the equation. Said one out-of-work parody writer, "Y...
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