Life At The Moorview Institute Chapter Twenty One Mark Lowton Administrator Mark Lowton was troubled. It wasn't because he had laundry worker Eddie Valdez chasing after him (in a gay way). It wasn't because he had Dr. Lippshitz chasing after him (in a gay way). It wasn't because Amazon woman Gertie, the former Bulgarian weight lifter who worked as a guard, was chasing after him. It...
Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter Seventeen People tend to be a little messed up here at the Moorview. You've got the fools who try to do everything out of order: the put their plates upside down on their trays and then put the food on the bottom of the plate, they take a shower and then take their clothes off, they write a book and put in chapters 18, 19, and 20 before they do chapter...
Life At The Moorview Institute Chapter Twelve In the Laundry Room Eduardo (Eddie) Valdez was one of the invisible people. He was a man who got up in the morning, went to work, came home, ate a tv dinner while watching Lifetime network, and went to bed. He never made waves or ruffled feathers in his life at home or at work. He wasn't a member of any clubs or teams or organizations and just...
Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter One A few days ago, one of our inmates posted this little piece on Spending Time At The Moorview Institution. While much of this was true, a big part of it was under-stated. It didn't go deep enough into defining and describing the lunatics in this place. I guess that I should know as much, or more, about them than anyone else. After all, I've been...
Popular satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced through Chairman Mark The Merciless, that the Forum feature, forumbot, would be replaced as of next month by BGT icon Susan Boyle. "We felt it was time for a change," Mark The Merciless told u...
Inmates at the Moorview Institution For The Criminally Insane, also known as the Spoof writing stable had their computer keyboards literally smoking tonight as they pounded out a phenomenal number of Spoof news stories in response to Administrative E...
Deluded Spoof writer Skoob1999 today revealed that he has gone without sleep for a week in order to chip in his contribution to Spoof Administrator Mark Lowton's rallying cry for 100k stories by the website's 10th birthday in 2011. Skoob, who is r...
Senior editor of TheSpoof.Com announced plans today to move the popular site to the Baltic state of Lithuania after the recent Quality of Life Index showed that Britain had fallen to the number 25th position. While France, closely followed by Aust...
In his annual December poll of Spoof writers, editor and site owner Mark Lowton discovered some strange and depressing facts. Polls were sent out in mid-November, with answers to be submitted by December 1 so that they could be tabulated and hav...
Mark Lowton, owner of TheSpoof.com a satirical web site, has been charged with placing false advertisements for an Internet game on his website featuring lurid pictures of large breasted pouting temptresses. According to Internet officials there i...
Yeoville, UK/ Internet News and Late Technology Innovations - Mark Lowton, TheSpoof.com editor, publisher, and Chair of the Moral Decency Cyber Board (MDCB), announced today a first in the industry to provide relief for distressed contributers to his...
Impresario, bon vivant and mastermind behind TheSpoof.com took a fall from grace this week as he was sentenced to two-hundred years in prison for a speeding ticket twenty kilometers over the limit on the M1. Lowton refused to pay the fine given by...
Portsmouth,UK/ Naval Debriefing Station - After 12 months in captivity, subjected to the most vile of interrogation techniques, missing Spoof Icon, Publisher, and Toasted Cheese Spokesman, Mark Lowton was returned to civilization. Appearing slight...
LONDON (ABSNN) - It's been a tough few days for TheSpoof.com CEO and Executive Editor, Mark Lowton. Thursday night Lowton was arrested for the illegal possession of pickled cackleberries with the intent to smell. Bail was arranged for Lowton, but h...
ST PAUL, MN (TS.com) - Gee whiz, gay guys can't catch a break in St. Paul, Minnesota! First, a well known, and nominally well respected, politician gets his ass busted for "taking a wide stance," and propositioning an undercover cop for homosexua...
VENICE - In tough economic times such as those we live in today, everybody has had to cut back on vacation travel. Airfare is outrageously expensive from the US to Europe, and even within the continent, and luxury hotels can cost as much for one wee...
The World Penis Festival ended toady with the winner of the prized 'Golden Shaft' being won by an ugly, fucking bastard. Markus Lowtonicus, from number 21 Sycamore Grove, Lancashire is regarded as a pig-ugly, minger of a man but that didn't stop h...
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